I Suppose That's One Way To Masturbate

I've always found that spitting in my hand and stroking my cock works just fine. Sometimes I'll rub my balls a little too, but that's about as complicated as masturbation gets for me. I don't know when or why that stopped being good enough, but clearly many people feel that way. Also, it's a real bummer if you can jackoff with only two fingers.

26 Comments
  • downunder69 October 16, 2011

    ashame if the doorbell rings

    +0
  • willylickaball October 16, 2011

    Why did he nail that mouse to the board before he jacked it off ?

    +2
  • grinder October 16, 2011

    my eyes are now bleeding

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier October 16, 2011

    can you say WHAT THE FUCK?

    +2
  • crkrbob October 16, 2011

    Who the fuck does this shit????

    +2
  • pizzapie October 16, 2011

    Now take this gun and blow you're brain out

    +1
  • rockinron October 16, 2011

    if my dick was that small,id do worse then that to punish the little motherfucker!!

    -4
  • bigtalk October 16, 2011

    white boys small dicks small minds little expectations FACT

    -12
  • gasguy October 16, 2011

    hey buddy just use a knife, dull or sharp its all the same to me, just jack-off with a knife.

    +0
  • bluesboy October 16, 2011

    Bigtalks mouth just watered

    +10
  • ohwickedwendi October 16, 2011

    Now I know why bigtalk is so angry all the time. I'm sorry you have a small penis, bigtalk.

    +8
  • drugs-and-hugs October 16, 2011

    like a boss.

    +0
  • thederp October 16, 2011

    i'd like to get the strongest magnet on the market and focus it directly onto his genitalia.

    +0
  • u_mad_bro October 16, 2011

    cool story bro

    +1
  • zahnfee October 17, 2011

    Biggest clit i ever seen my whole live

    +2
  • fiercepierce October 17, 2011

    bigtalk is battling a bout of white envy. that is why he makes all the stupid white people comments. I feel sorry for him.

    +2
  • mrbigglesworth October 17, 2011

    Sad on so many levels.

    +0
  • injun October 17, 2011

    roses are red my balls are blue with a 2 inch dick you'd do this too

    +1
  • athrun2021 October 17, 2011

    he must have dated bigtalk look at the side effects of dateing that fag.

    +1
  • big_guns October 17, 2011

    But WE do own most everything....'cept the crack market. I wish this vidiot would have sneezed!!

    -1
  • sirfartsalot October 17, 2011

    Wish I didn't see that.

    +0
  • etdaddy October 17, 2011

    scared for life......NOT fwp

    +0
  • messiahcomplex October 18, 2011

    the only time this guys penis has touched a vagina is when he was born

    +1
  • dozer67 October 18, 2011

    I guess he abuses his dick cause daddy sucked it when he was young..

    -1
  • daddy_fat_sack October 19, 2011

    NEEDLE DICK!

    NEEDLE DICK!

    +0
  • freexbird1968 April 19, 2015

    lol love the nails....couldn't care less how little the dick is.

    +0
 
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