Forgetting Something, Dumbass?

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Adam H.
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Talk about having a short attention span. How do you drive away from a gas pump and not remember that you just pumped some fucking gas? I hope he was drunk. That would at least make his stupidity understandable, if not acceptable. Dumbass.

27 Comments
  • frankdrebin October 19, 2011

    this guy should be glad his dick is attached

    +5
  • tgarner October 19, 2011

    Has to be a chick with a short hair cut, a real man wouldn't of done that!

    -1
  • ludenlasivius October 19, 2011

    ^^^ Are you sure about that, Detective Drebin?

    +1
  • downunder69 October 19, 2011

    a good lesson in fucking right there.. dont try to withdraw your dick sideways

    +1
  • dfwjake October 19, 2011

    5 bucks says he's asian.

    The license plate on the trailer he's towing is long as hell so this has to be overseas somewhere. Seems the breakaway gas nozzels haven't worked their way to that part of the world yet.

    Unrelated note: I hate jews and niggers.

    -1
  • frankdrebin October 19, 2011

    ^^ good point

    +2
  • ludenlasivius October 19, 2011

    "Hey man, I want my money back, this gas pump is defective."

    +1
  • chargers October 19, 2011

    Pull out man, pull out!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi October 19, 2011

    The woman must have somehow distracted that guy.

    +1
  • rockinron October 19, 2011

    thats one dumb motherfucker. he didnt even buy a slurpy

    -2
  • arkangle666 October 19, 2011

    i'm just surprised that that damn hose was strong enough

    +1
  • lenny9651 October 19, 2011

    i couldn't understand how a guy could be this stupid, then i saw that there was a woman in the passenger seat,nagging can make a man forget what he was doing

    +2
  • sleeko October 19, 2011

    Here in California, a break away joint is required at the end of the hose. This shit happens everyday. You just go and snap the hose back together.

    +0
  • stevenh915 October 19, 2011

    he'l never make a getaway driver thats for sure.

    +0
  • czech_it_out October 19, 2011

    If you drink and drive... don't stop for gas!!

    +0
  • thederp October 19, 2011

    if i had that squat, fat thing sitting next to me as a wife i'd have other things on my mind as well... like freak accidental deaths and life insurance.

    +0
  • pistolwhip October 19, 2011

    LOL STONED.

    -1
  • athrun2021 October 19, 2011

    just stand it back up and drive off

    +0
  • drtyrell October 19, 2011

    This is your brain on Fluoride.

    +1
  • willylickaball October 19, 2011

    His head must be as empty as his tank.

    +1
  • spinal12 October 19, 2011

    White man with a nigger brain

    -1
  • fiercepierce October 20, 2011

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    -2
  • mccracken October 20, 2011

    I worked at a gas station when I was 16-18 yrs old. I have never seen it rip the pump out...usually idiots would drive away and the nozzle would get ripped off and the hose would whip back like an elastic....I would say it happened about 6 times in the two years I worked there. Got to the point we had to put up a sign stating if you damaged the hose pulling away, then you paid for it...was 270 bucks to have a new nozzle and gas tech to come out and replace.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi October 20, 2011

    Because he got high....

    +0
  • etdaddy October 22, 2011

    hope his insurance policy is as strong as that fuel pump hose

    +0
  • quake12 April 8, 2012

    you win

    +0
  • l25 October 31, 2013

    insurance pay nothing...

    +0
 
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