I've Got To Shit Like A Hippo

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Adam H.
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What a marvelous shitting technique displayed by the hippopotamus. His tail acts like a propeller, flinging shit everywhere and getting the crowd excited. I guess that's his way of spreading the love and wiping his ass.

24 Comments
  • downunder69 October 20, 2011

    my 2 year old does the same thing

    +4
  • tgarner October 20, 2011

    Now that's a fertilizer spreader!

    +3
  • massiveballs October 20, 2011

    you dont need a tail after 10beers and a Taco Bell

    +8
  • flattie October 20, 2011

    Asian snack dispenser!

    +4
  • athrun2021 October 20, 2011

    shittalk i mean bigtalk is born you got it on cam jay good job have to say he took after his mom there....

    -2
  • jimintn October 20, 2011

    Shit and wipe at same time, who would have thunk it!

    +0
  • lenny9651 October 20, 2011

    just helping the grass grow

    -1
  • lenny9651 October 20, 2011

    mental note: never stand behind a hippo

    +0
  • grinder October 20, 2011

    does that make them go faster when in the water?

    +0
  • bigtalk October 20, 2011

    at least he wipes his ass not like the filthy animal aka white ppl from yesterday

    -9
  • thederp October 20, 2011

    ^^too bad you can't wipe away your shit for skin, eh bigtalk?

    +6
  • thederp October 20, 2011

    ...and i was waiting for ace ventura to pop out.

    +3
  • frankdrebin October 20, 2011

    ^^^ wheeeeeewwww kinda hot in these rhinos

    +1
  • mccracken October 20, 2011

    fuck, I have heard of a shithawk, but never a shitopotimus

    +1
  • immanuelkunt October 20, 2011

    "my 2 year old does the same thing " Your 2 year old is the same thing.

    -1
  • fiercepierce October 20, 2011

    Another disgusting animal, like bigtalk, shits where he eats. What can you expect they are from the same region of the world, Africa.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi October 20, 2011

    That's another fact I can cross off my bucket list.

    +0
  • killkenny October 20, 2011

    She's a little big, but she's got a nice turd cutter.

    +1
  • onetime42 October 20, 2011

    I performed a similar act to this on a Sunday at about 7 a.m. right after a Grand Slam from Denny's. I shot a nice Snack Pack pudding bomb right down the back of my left leg. Note to self, never go "commando" when eating at Denny's.

    +0
  • rodeye2 October 21, 2011

    I bet the Asians had 3-D crazyshit right now.

    +0
  • rodeye2 October 21, 2011

    Now that's crazyshit.

    +0
  • littletalk October 21, 2011

    itsa fling-a-pootamus!

    +0
  • asstro October 21, 2011

    So that's where the term, when the shit hits the fan, came from...

    +0
  • poisonivy1972 October 25, 2011

    hippo's do give a shit!!! a little here a little there some way over there.

    +0
 
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