She's My Little Designated Driver

I don't see what the problem is. Really, what's the point of even having kids if they can't drive you around while you're fucked up? Everyone even said how great of a driver she is. And you can tell how proud she is of herself.

29 Comments
  • sleeko October 21, 2011

    Didn't Tracy Lords start driving at this age? Oh no..My bad...It was sex she started having at this age.

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  • grinder October 21, 2011

    haha,she deserves a medal,he deserves a 10 yr sentence

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  • zmolez October 21, 2011

    HONESTLY,I WAS FORCED TO DO THE SAME THING AT THAT AGE,EXCEPT IT WAS A 1969 CHEVELLE WITH 600+ HORSEPOWER AND A FOUR SPEED AND HAD A COP BEHIND ME,AND DIDN'T GET PULLED OVER!!!!

    -1
  • dozer67 October 21, 2011

    what's wrong with this at least she wasn't drunk too.

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  • dozer67 October 21, 2011

    she only stoped to get a cigarette and a cup of coffee

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  • dozer67 October 21, 2011

    Funny I'm pretty shure most of the dudes hear at CS did that for their dads back in the day,I know I did.

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  • tgarner October 21, 2011

    Anybody that paints their van like Starsky & Hutch is going to be short a few brain cells!

    +3
  • frankdrebin October 21, 2011

    @Dozer - Been there, done that. For me is was a Caprice station wagon filled with empty cans in the back.

    +1
  • onetime42 October 21, 2011

    I blame his ex-wife for his behavior.

    +2
  • oicu8abullet October 21, 2011

    Sounds like it wasn't her first time.

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  • lenny9651 October 21, 2011

    she was doing fine and dad put her in a booster seat like he was supposed to and she had a better chance of getting home alive than if he was driving

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  • boredshitless October 21, 2011

    damn i get shitfaced every day but i have enough common sense not to let my kid drive. call a cab dumbass!

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  • downunder69 October 21, 2011

    if you ever grew up on, or near a farm then like me u probably had a shitty ole datson 180b to tear around in with your older brother ..good times!

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  • tgarner October 21, 2011

    Wait till she's 16, she'll hit something then, they always do.

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  • onetime42 October 21, 2011

    Danica Patrick the early years.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi October 21, 2011

    I'm sorry, but I just can't top the Danica Patrick comment....

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  • thederp October 21, 2011

    still better parenting than that casey anthony cunt. at least both would have gotten back home ALIVE.

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  • pistolwhip October 21, 2011

    fucking cops.

    +0
  • mccracken October 21, 2011

    Starsky and his daugter...the later years.

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  • killkenny October 21, 2011

    Shiiiit. I used to drive my parents to their cottage while I was tripping on acid. Of course, I waited until I was 12.

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  • immanuelkunt October 21, 2011

    "IT WAS A 1969 CHEVELLE WITH 600+ HORSEPOWER " Another goddamn GM rusty junk fuckhead. Somebody must have left another trailer door open. Your fucking Chevelle would have been lucky to maye 80 HP, rat's ass.

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  • spaulding October 22, 2011

    That's a kid you can be proud of .

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  • fiercepierce October 22, 2011

    That kid was a mazing, the dad was a shit head, and immanuelkunt you are a retarded asshole. The stock 1969 Chevelle came with a 396 pumping our 375HP, it would not be hard to ramp that up to 600hp. 80hp, go suck a dick, fag.

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  • crazyportugese October 22, 2011

    Americunts...........

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  • ludenlasivius October 22, 2011

    Yeah yeah yeah, she can drive all right, but how is she at shooting at the police?

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  • rockinron October 22, 2011

    fierce pierce your a retarded asshole too."it would not be hard to ramp that up to 600hp." bullshit!! to get from 375 hp to 600 would take a total rebuild ,bore job, high doom pistons. shaved heads, high output cam, balanced crank, and thats only the block componets. you'd need either nitrosoxide, or a blower to get that extra 225 hp. so your all thre retards. especially the guy dreaming of his dad letting him drive a car with a $8000 engine when he is just a kid. let the bashing begin . here i will give myself the first minus.

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  • etdaddy October 22, 2011

    and yet he will breed again

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  • straticus October 25, 2011

    Did your boyfriend forget the lube this morning when he woke you up with surprise buttsex?

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  • mylarjorgen October 30, 2011

    I'm assuming that her dad want her to experience the joy of driving whilst she can because by the time she's sixteen, she'll be 18 stone and have diabetes, myopia and a heart condition living in the U.S. of Fail.

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