There's A Bear In My Salad

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Adam H.
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Welcome to Alaska. Home of the highly intelligent Sarah Palin, land of the Eskimos, and the only place I've ever seen a bear in a grocery store. I hope he has the money to pay for those vegetables he's been eating. I guess he couldn't find the meat department.

37 Comments
  • 2indastink October 23, 2011

    just fucking shoot it then have sex with it you dumb cunts.

    +0
  • lenny9651 October 23, 2011

    this is way you should alway wash your vegetables before you eat them

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  • massiveballs October 23, 2011

    you only need the bear necessities when making a salad

    +1
  • frankdrebin October 23, 2011

    Drop him off with the pig and dog swingers in the pics

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  • treehouse21 October 23, 2011

    That would be interesting to witness 1st hand. All we get in the grocery stores around here are frogs and sewer rats.

    +2
  • numberonefan October 23, 2011

    Why are they so mad with a steady customer ?

    -2
  • killkenny October 23, 2011

    What is it about being black that makes them fuck everything up? That was a pretty grizzly video.

    +9
  • buzzhawg October 23, 2011

    Call the Ice Road Truckers. Need more 20 dollar heads of lettuce and 3 dollar carrots.

    +2
  • sleeko October 23, 2011

    Don't show that thing, to my wife. She'll want o bring it home.

    +2
  • gasguy October 23, 2011

    just tazer it

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  • biggertalk October 23, 2011

    shoot it and make some bear burgers

    -5
  • downunder69 October 23, 2011

    Mumma bears out shopping with baby bear and Papa bears at home raping Goldie locks

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi October 23, 2011

    That situation wasn't ending the way baby bear thought it would....I hate when that happens.

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  • bluesboy October 23, 2011

    Thats not a bear, They call them black people there always stealing food from the grocery store

    +1
  • biggertalk October 23, 2011

    bluesboy i saw u steal stuff too.... u got some twinkies that one time and hid em under ur shirt

    -5
  • bluesboy October 23, 2011

    ^atleast I'm not black

    +3
  • biggertalk October 23, 2011

    nigga u stuff twinkies down yo fat azz, lmao @ u

    -6
  • bluesboy October 23, 2011

    thats because you stole all the chicken,watermelon, and grape drink

    +4
  • biggertalk October 23, 2011

    add some collared greens in there bruh.

    i get the goods and u get the twinkies, i win mayne.

    -5
  • bluesboy October 23, 2011

    you mean color greens

    +1
  • southernpride October 23, 2011

    Now im one for talking some shit,but when you talk shit about Sara Palin you can all suck my dick!

    -4
  • biggertalk October 23, 2011

    lmao so weak, i thought u was tight with comebacks. disappointing.

    @southernpride, wtf? even most republicans hate sara palin.

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  • 7shadesofquit October 23, 2011

    Who's been sleeping in my lettuce?

    -1
  • honkie365 October 23, 2011

    bigtalk wearing his bear jammies

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  • carinya October 23, 2011

    Don't worry about the little bear. You know what you need to get little bears? BIG bears. Check in the other departments for it's mother.

    -1
  • thederp October 23, 2011

    some black youths probably stole all the salmon from his goddamn stream at gun point. i don't blame the little feller...

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  • boredshitless October 23, 2011

    thats funny as hell... would have made a nice welcome mat though.

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  • biggertalk October 23, 2011

    ^ they were probably hillbillies lookin to get some lunch

    -2
  • u_mad_bro October 23, 2011

    i got nothing on this one. you can't exactly make a fucked up comment about this so i'll just go with fuck bigtalk

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  • biggertalk October 23, 2011

    ^ u mad bruh

    +2
  • fiercepierce October 24, 2011

    What are you afraid of, it licking you? I would be afraid of its momma hearing you make that cub squeal like you are fucking it in the ass.

    +0
  • suckitbitches October 24, 2011

    As soon as they turn that camera off he's gonna fuck that little bear.

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  • dancruz93 October 24, 2011

    can i have extra dressing pleaseee???? Oo. and can u put extra bear? they taste sooo good

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  • littletalk October 24, 2011

    LITTLETALK IS A FUCKIN G

    -3
  • treehouse21 October 24, 2011

    ^^Does "G" stand for "giant douchebag?"

    +2
  • srazychit October 24, 2011

    I really hope Winnie didn't Pooh all over that fresh produce!

    +2
  • etdaddy October 24, 2011

    clean up in aisle 3, 5 ,6,and 8

    +1
 
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