It's a sign, man, get the fuck out now while you still can. Clearly God is trying to tell you something. If your union brings on sandstorms out of nowhere, I think you should reconsider. Good luck with the rest of your life, sucker.
I think a higher power is tryn to tell you don't friggn do it dude!
That storm ain't shit compaired to the first time you leave the toilet seat up!
dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because god hates people who can't get a fucking clue
Thats some determination there. LOL
i... *cough cough cough... cough cough cough*
if the preacher says" if anyone opposes this union speak now or forever hold your peace" and god speaks up, call off the wedding
the sand storm is just a preview of the shit storm your married life is going to be
i take it their wedding planner was a fucking RETARD!
If this was a black wedding, all the kool-aid and watermelon woulda tasted crunchy with all that sand.
there's CLUES!!!!!!! I wish they were that clear when I got married. BTW, if you see the guy that slept with my wife, tell him I owe him $20.00 for taking her off my hands.
never again i know that!
Yeah, yeah, yeah....When y'all can survive a dutch oven from the husband, then you can brag, bitch.
No one can put the sand back into the two individual jars they came from but the sand can easily be separated and spread all over kingdom come, kind of like how their marriage is going to be.
A fucking earthquake won't fuck a brides day .. Fact
That's the closest thing to a blow job that that guy will ever have now that he's married.
If his bride is loose and gets some sand in her cunt it will give his cock some traction.
Looks like mother nature was trying a little cow tipping of her own.
I wish I had that kind of hint not to do it for my first marriage.
Hair do $120 designer dress $1000 wrecked in 30 seconds priceless