Their Love Is Stronger Than A Sandstorm

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Adam H.
11,588 Views 5 years ago

It's a sign, man, get the fuck out now while you still can. Clearly God is trying to tell you something. If your union brings on sandstorms out of nowhere, I think you should reconsider. Good luck with the rest of your life, sucker.

20 Comments
  • yestrnight October 28, 2011

    blow me

    +0
  • tgarner October 28, 2011

    I think a higher power is tryn to tell you don't friggn do it dude!

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  • tgarner October 28, 2011

    That storm ain't shit compaired to the first time you leave the toilet seat up!

    +1
  • frankdrebin October 28, 2011

    dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because god hates people who can't get a fucking clue

    +2
  • jtaylor October 28, 2011

    Thats some determination there. LOL

    -1
  • mobliz October 28, 2011

    i... *cough cough cough... cough cough cough*

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  • lenny9651 October 28, 2011

    if the preacher says" if anyone opposes this union speak now or forever hold your peace" and god speaks up, call off the wedding

    +3
  • lenny9651 October 28, 2011

    the sand storm is just a preview of the shit storm your married life is going to be

    +2
  • thederp October 28, 2011

    i take it their wedding planner was a fucking RETARD!

    +0
  • iluvkitty October 28, 2011

    If this was a black wedding, all the kool-aid and watermelon woulda tasted crunchy with all that sand.

    +1
  • messiahcomplex October 28, 2011

    there's CLUES!!!!!!! I wish they were that clear when I got married. BTW, if you see the guy that slept with my wife, tell him I owe him $20.00 for taking her off my hands.

    +1
  • boredshitless October 28, 2011

    never again i know that!

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  • ohwickedwendi October 28, 2011

    Yeah, yeah, yeah....When y'all can survive a dutch oven from the husband, then you can brag, bitch.

    +1
  • fiercepierce October 28, 2011

    No one can put the sand back into the two individual jars they came from but the sand can easily be separated and spread all over kingdom come, kind of like how their marriage is going to be.

    +1
  • downunder69 October 28, 2011

    A fucking earthquake won't fuck a brides day .. Fact

    +3
  • onetime42 October 29, 2011

    That's the closest thing to a blow job that that guy will ever have now that he's married.

    +1
  • honkie365 October 29, 2011

    If his bride is loose and gets some sand in her cunt it will give his cock some traction.

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  • rodeye2 October 29, 2011

    Looks like mother nature was trying a little cow tipping of her own.

    +1
  • kishoph October 29, 2011

    I wish I had that kind of hint not to do it for my first marriage.

    +0
  • mrfluffdaddy October 31, 2011

    Hair do $120 designer dress $1000 wrecked in 30 seconds priceless

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