Must Have Been An Important Message

I'm pretty certain this would instantly change my mind about marrying a dumb chick like her. He's biting his lip, but he should be telling that bitch her text messages can wait, and toss her fucking phone in the street. I'd speak now, cause forever holding your peace is going to suck balls.

36 Comments
  • frankdrebin November 2, 2011

    never a bad time to check up on that domino's order fatty

    +15
  • godbluff November 2, 2011

    Fat, stupid, ignorant cunt... She's a fuckin idiot too.

    +8
  • massiveballs November 2, 2011

    Fat bitch couldn’t even give up Pizza for one day

    +10
  • two-hats November 2, 2011

    Wonder if the phone was engaged too?

    +6
  • buddman420 November 2, 2011

    iphone-s.

    "how can my wife be so fuckin' dumb?"

    +2
  • treehouse21 November 2, 2011

    What a classy dame. Keeping her cell phone between her teats during her OWN wedding. Damn, all this time I thought my aunt was white trash for having a beer in her hand while getting married...

    +11
  • zward November 2, 2011

    got back paternity test results have narrowed it down to only 3 men

    +4
  • evilmimai6666 November 2, 2011

    THE TEXT READ....YOUR PIZZA'S READY FAT ASS

    +5
  • spaulding November 2, 2011

    I hope it was someone speaking out against them getting married.

    +6
  • rockinron November 2, 2011

    you all are missing the fact that this poor bastard has the lowest standards known to man! (besides bigtalk numberonefan)

    +2
  • askyoursister November 2, 2011

    text from Jamall: bitch where my moniez?

    reply: nigga you gets yo moniez afta i cap dis foo

    +2
  • lenny9651 November 2, 2011

    sorry grandpa, but i think she's in love with your bank account

    +7
  • acemc November 2, 2011

    damn mail-order-bride's...

    -1
  • bigfun72 November 2, 2011

    Bitch best be looking up a recipe!

    +5
  • siko666 November 2, 2011

    Nice time to say "I Don't" !!!!

    +2
  • ludenlasivius November 2, 2011

    It's cool... she just got her CrazyShit update RSS feed.

    +7
  • tgarner November 2, 2011

    Dude, if your cringing that bad before you say I DO, you better give it up now, cause it will only get worse!

    +3
  • biggertalk November 2, 2011

    hey look its fiercepierce's wedding day

    -6
  • captjim November 2, 2011

    I wouldn't marry a fat bitch to begin with, but if I was stupid enough to do that, I would have walked away and not married the bitch over that stunt.

    +5
  • ohwickedwendi November 2, 2011

    I'd have to slap a bitch.

    +10
  • k5rat November 2, 2011

    id marry her and her granny, ya vintage pussy !!!!!!

    +0
  • littletalk November 2, 2011

    maybe your bitch would respect you more if you did'nt wear a pink tie you fuckin fag

    +4
  • frankdrebin November 2, 2011

    iDont

    +5
  • embedded November 2, 2011

    first! shes a ugly fuck!!! second! you need to beat her ass sir! what a ungreatful cunt

    +0
  • grinder November 2, 2011

    If someone above was ever giving you a hint,it's right now buddy.

    +4
  • thederp November 2, 2011

    pure class. i'm surprised she didn't place the phone in her snatch. fucking whore.

    +3
  • reddan November 2, 2011

    fucking tweeter i hate that shit

    +0
  • johnmadden11 November 2, 2011

    I thought she was gonna change her relationship status on fb

    +8
  • bluesboy November 2, 2011

    fake only niggers marry fat white woman

    +3
  • httrailblazer November 3, 2011

    That would have been a good timeto back away slowly

    +4
  • pacific November 3, 2011

    Stop worrying bitch! The wedding cake comes in 4 layers...

    +4
  • biggertalk November 3, 2011

    bluesboy that is false u married one urself

    +0
  • fiercepierce November 3, 2011

    biggertalk, I'm married to a real woman, unlike you who is married to your prison cell mate. Tell us does Cletus beat you when you don't make the sammichs right?

    +1
  • boofano November 3, 2011

    it was her nigger boy friend...

    -1
  • u_mad_bro November 3, 2011

    "OMG! THE McRib is back honey!!"

    +5
  • mylarjorgen November 21, 2011

    I thought he was going to knock her out and say "Yeah, there's a nap for that Bitch"

    +0
 
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