Don't Strip And Drive

I don't see what the problem is here. I drive drunk and naked all the time. I thought everyone did. When did that become illegal? It's like we're living in Nazi Germany these days. Free the drunk slut! Free the drunk slut!

26 Comments
  • format187 November 9, 2011

    Tazed, knocked out, and ass fucked.... not necessarily in that order

    +2
  • mccracken November 9, 2011

    Crackwhore dejour!

    +2
  • bugshit November 9, 2011

    Only in OHIO!!!

    +2
  • rockinron November 9, 2011

    no it would be a guy in the back seat naked if it was ohio. because ohio sucks more then a fag!!

    -1
  • downunder69 November 9, 2011

    snail trails on the back seat ... one of u sick fuks would lick that shit right up .. but not before me .. bwahahhaha!!

    +6
  • httrailblazer November 9, 2011

    Ok, if i ever get arrested i need to request that the seat needs cleaned before i sit down

    +5
  • frankdrebin November 9, 2011

    gag n bag her

    +5
  • massiveballs November 9, 2011

    I bet he sprayed her 10 seconds later

    +5
  • lenny9651 November 9, 2011

    " i'm sorry i was swerving officer but there was a rabid beaver lose in the car"

    +6
  • fiercepierce November 9, 2011

    She must have gotten drunk, and left her clothes at the strip club, ya got to love the whores.

    +2
  • cellule November 9, 2011

    Taking our drugs "in the name of the law" was'nt enough, now they're taking our drunk bitches...

    +3
  • thederp November 9, 2011

    no cavity search?

    +2
  • dazzza November 9, 2011

    "can we settle this with sex occifer" ....Hell yes

    +2
  • biggertalk November 9, 2011

    she is traumatized after gettin molested by fiercepierce and m1009

    -7
  • bman32425 November 9, 2011

    I guess tequila really does make her clothes fall off.

    +1
  • sirfartsalot November 9, 2011

    Time to use my dick as a breathalyzer test. Now blow!

    +2
  • pacific November 9, 2011

    I bet she Pissed in there

    +2
  • u_mad_bro November 9, 2011

    we all know she got off free. all it takes is one blowjob

    +1
  • biggertalk November 9, 2011

    ^ im guessing ur one of the folks who - me lol, hows life in that log cabin of urs?

    -3
  • fiercepierce November 9, 2011

    biggertalk, you call him an Uncle Tom, I call him a well adjusted, productive, and welcomed black person in our society. You're just a jive shuckin, spear chuckin monkey, and no one loves you or cares about you? Now go away.

    +1
  • biggertalk November 10, 2011

    lol ur a lil dicked white boy who sits on CS all day and hates on everybody non-white

    u only like this dude because he bashes his own race daily, dumbass

    -4
  • littletalk November 10, 2011

    you two would be so lonely without eachother^^

    Says LittleTalk the G

    -2
  • delboy001 November 10, 2011

    I expect the interview back at the station shall be fun

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 10, 2011

    I hate public naked dreams. I hate worse when I realize I'm not dreaming.

    +0
  • vomitcrotch November 10, 2011

    Do i really have to keep my hands out of my pockets?

    +0
  • zward November 11, 2011

    Is that a chick or Ted nugent ?

    -1
 
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