Fear The Asian Fire Crotch

Only Asians could imagine something like this. It brings a new meaning to having a burning sensation in your genitals. How did her vagina turn into a fire breathing Sarlac anyway? The sad thing is, I know there are some of you that would hit it.

38 Comments
  • benstrokingoff November 9, 2011

    I didn't know a yeast infection could get that bad.

    +8
  • two-hats November 9, 2011

    Ladies out there already know to use natural yogurt when this happens.

    +8
  • massiveballs November 9, 2011

    At least she can cook her turds as she makes them

    +5
  • erisnoelle November 9, 2011

    God help us when she goes on her period..

    +1
  • beetzter November 9, 2011

    FIRE IN THE HOLE !!!! ^o^

    +7
  • downunder69 November 9, 2011

    while its warm ...insert penis

    +5
  • killkenny November 9, 2011

    Apparently, radiation is better than mushrooms.

    +0
  • fingers November 9, 2011

    religious propaganda

    +2
  • rockinron November 9, 2011

    bullshit this is normal. who says hiroshima fucked up the japs for 20 generations?

    -7
  • frankdrebin November 9, 2011

    Jay, you really need to do a better job keeping your mail order brides under control. And where the fuck is Adam? Isn't he in charge of putting out pussy fires?

    +4
  • httrailblazer November 9, 2011

    Thats the only way to kill the fish smell. Burn it out.

    +0
  • drummerer November 9, 2011

    That is one of the most awesome things I have ever seen in my entire life. I would have voted that an eleven!

    +0
  • iluvkitty November 9, 2011

    CHUCK NORRIS can defeat this fire-crotch bitch in 5 different ways. With his spit, sweat, piss, cum or one drop of blood.

    +1
  • lenny9651 November 9, 2011

    vietnamese clap is some rough stuff, try a fire extinguisher

    +2
  • fiercepierce November 9, 2011

    Now we know how numberonefan was born.

    +1
  • sidthevicious November 9, 2011

    Moral Of The Story: Party with Lindsay Lohan, and eventually everybody is going to get what she has.

    +2
  • cellule November 9, 2011

    Before being a cheap porn actress, she worked at some nuclear plant, but an earthquake destroyed it.

    +0
  • thederp November 9, 2011

    fuck antibiotics, get this bitch a priest.

    +0
  • dazzza November 9, 2011

    I can honestly say I've never had a burning sensation that bad.

    +1
  • gasguy November 9, 2011

    well that one HOT PUSSY

    +0
  • biggertalk November 9, 2011

    lemme put my head on it

    -6
  • bman32425 November 9, 2011

    ^^you could probably get alot of help on that right here.

    -1
  • fiercepierce November 9, 2011

    biggertalk, you go right ahead and put your head on her burning cunt, after all you are a douche bag.

    +4
  • biggertalk November 9, 2011

    ^ pussy is pussy dawg.....

    -5
  • bman32425 November 9, 2011

    ^^That's funny. #1fan said the same thing when he left you dripping in the back seat.

    +4
  • biggertalk November 9, 2011

    ^ u must be fiercepierce's new boyfriend

    -3
  • willylickaball November 9, 2011

    Wun fo yo wife it's, Twatzilla!!!

    -1
  • sirfartsalot November 9, 2011

    Its good to see lindsay lohan is still working.

    -2
  • u_mad_bro November 9, 2011

    no tentacles? no poop? no creepy old molester guy? not watching

    +0
  • fiercepierce November 9, 2011

    biggertalk, Painting a pussy onto your hand does not count, you are still a virgin.... for females, for males you're a whore.

    -1
  • biggertalk November 9, 2011

    lol nope.

    there are rumors on CS that u and numberonefan are butt buddies.... is this true?

    -2
  • lenny9651 November 10, 2011

    I TOLD YOU NOT TO LIGHT THE FUSE!

    +0
  • mochalex November 10, 2011

    I got my fire extinguisher right here. (Pointing to crotch.)

    +0
  • littletalk November 10, 2011

    LittleTalk would freeze his dick 1st & then hit it... safety first

    -1
  • etdaddy November 10, 2011

    your nuts roasting on her open fire

    -1
  • dalvarezdanbro November 10, 2011

    ASS?!

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi November 10, 2011

    Yeah...I hate when that shit happens, too.

    -1
  • vomitcrotch November 10, 2011

    i'd hit it

    -1
 
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