When riding your moped in China, it's imperative you always keep your head on a swivel. I've heard that for every Chinese baby girl that's abandoned in a gutter, two moped riders are run over. How do they have the world's largest population?
he fluck off before they could swap insurance but no worries i have description little yellow man with slitty eyes ..cant be too many of thrm in china
I heard through a reliable source that they don't call it traffic, they call it smash up derby!
^ i heard they call it population control intead of rush hour.
hope he isn't with geico...
that's right chang. you better get the fuck up and deliver my food while it's still warm
slope-heads on mope-heads equals dope- heads
The Chinese keep riding mopeds because over there, the moped drivers get the points. Not the car drivers. In this case, this guy got the maximum points, 10, because he was able to walk away And ride his moped into the sunset.
Damn you Chinky, you got some of your moo gai pan on my front bumper
these fuckers need to go back to using the rickshaws. asians and auto mobiles will never mix.
brakes can be helpful
I no rook both wavs, dis car crobber me, I srid on da hood and randed on da road. I gets up and reft befo da cops get dere.
as clint eastwood's character says in "gran torino"
Me can;t dlive 25
thats one spooked gook.
Some people just can't drive anything.
Damn biggertalk +1
Are there no fucking stop lights at intersections in these countries?
yea they got stop lights.its a sugestion,nobody uses em
Chinese people + mopeds = fuckin hilarious
Lol, Asians are hilarious. I had to quit a job once because I couldn't talk with my Chinese boss without laughing.