Why Do The Chinese Still Ride Mopeds?

When riding your moped in China, it's imperative you always keep your head on a swivel. I've heard that for every Chinese baby girl that's abandoned in a gutter, two moped riders are run over. How do they have the world's largest population?

  • keymaster November 14, 2011

    he fluck off before they could swap insurance but no worries i have description little yellow man with slitty eyes ..cant be too many of thrm in china

  • mccracken November 14, 2011

    I heard through a reliable source that they don't call it traffic, they call it smash up derby!

  • rockinron November 14, 2011

    ^ i heard they call it population control intead of rush hour.

  • acemc November 14, 2011

    hope he isn't with geico...

  • frankdrebin November 14, 2011

    that's right chang. you better get the fuck up and deliver my food while it's still warm

  • downunder69 November 14, 2011

    slope-heads on mope-heads equals dope- heads

  • iluvkitty November 14, 2011

    The Chinese keep riding mopeds because over there, the moped drivers get the points. Not the car drivers. In this case, this guy got the maximum points, 10, because he was able to walk away And ride his moped into the sunset.

  • m1009 November 14, 2011

    Damn you Chinky, you got some of your moo gai pan on my front bumper

  • thederp November 14, 2011

    these fuckers need to go back to using the rickshaws. asians and auto mobiles will never mix.

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  • corky November 14, 2011

    brakes can be helpful

  • fiercepierce November 14, 2011

    I no rook both wavs, dis car crobber me, I srid on da hood and randed on da road. I gets up and reft befo da cops get dere.

  • biggertalk November 14, 2011

    as clint eastwood's character says in "gran torino"

    "goddamn zipperheads"

  • tuffey November 14, 2011

    Me can;t dlive 25

  • boredshitless November 14, 2011

    thats one spooked gook.

  • ohwickedwendi November 14, 2011

    Some people just can't drive anything.

  • bluesboy November 14, 2011

    Damn biggertalk +1

  • jdgoma November 14, 2011

    Are there no fucking stop lights at intersections in these countries?

  • gasguy November 14, 2011

    yea they got stop lights.its a sugestion,nobody uses em

  • crazyhorse21 November 14, 2011

    Chinese people + mopeds = fuckin hilarious


  • thegreatwhite November 15, 2011

    Lol, Asians are hilarious. I had to quit a job once because I couldn't talk with my Chinese boss without laughing.

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