Just Monkeying Around In Brazil

Now this is what a trip to the zoo should be all about. Watching a drunk fuck jump in the monkey pit alone is worth the $15 admission. Now it's time to take him to the lions and test his luck there. If somehow he survives that, is there a shark tank in this zoo?

27 Comments
  • boredshitless November 15, 2011

    i thought everybody knew, monkeys don't like to get wet!

    +4
  • keymaster November 15, 2011

    typical brazil nut

    +5
  • tgarner November 15, 2011

    Getting bit by a monkey must give you gas. Did you see all those bubbles coming up?

    +4
  • boobles November 15, 2011

    Eeeeeewwww - he kept grabbing his bleeding arm without wearing gloves. Hello people.....HIV.....geesh...

    +2
  • etdaddy November 15, 2011

    he just saw the woman of his dreams and jumpped

    +1
  • jimintn November 15, 2011

    Ok that ranks #1 on my what the fuck was that meter.

    +1
  • rockinron November 15, 2011

    ok wtf? why didnt the monkey wanna drink with him?

    -6
  • chupamiverga November 15, 2011

    ^^^ cause monkey's don't drink they smoke weed

    +1
  • askyoursister November 15, 2011

    all he wanted was to spank his monkey

    +2
  • honkie365 November 15, 2011

    Must be the color of their fur that makes them act that way.

    +3
  • frankdrebin November 15, 2011

    anyone else waiting for the piranha?

    +3
  • slippy November 15, 2011

    Poor monkey probably has AIDS now.

    +3
  • lenny9651 November 15, 2011

    i bet those rabies shots will sober him right up

    +3
  • gasguy November 15, 2011

    put him back in that water, it outa be good for them bites

    +1
  • thederp November 15, 2011

    the chimps kicked him out of the pack for acting like a nagger.

    +2
  • sleeko November 15, 2011

    Let's hope the alcohol in his blood, will kill the AIDS virus.

    +2
  • biggertalk November 15, 2011

    just nuke those bitches already

    -6
  • asstro November 15, 2011

    Easy there biggertalk, they might be kin of yours...

    +6
  • ohwickedwendi November 15, 2011

    Great--now we have to give all the monkeys hepatitis shots....dammit.

    +2
  • messiahcomplex November 15, 2011

    dumb ass

    +2
  • zward November 15, 2011

    Moral of the story? Beware of aggressive monkey

    -1
  • jaycar November 15, 2011

    He saw a lot of American tv, heard all this talk about "monkey's liking to drink and steal tv's", the true meaning got lost in translation.

    +1
  • fiercepierce November 15, 2011

    Don't you know, you old bastard, fucking with monkeys is what started the whole HIV/AIDS epidemic?

    +1
  • evilmimai6666 November 16, 2011

    LOOK!!...HES TURNING INTO A MONKEY!!!!!

    +1
  • mrfluffdaddy November 16, 2011

    that guy is a cock

    -1
  • downunder69 November 16, 2011

    times like these the animals seem civilized to a retard like him

    +1
  • spartan22407 November 17, 2011

    What's with all the bubbles behind him? Was he farting all the time?

    +0
 
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