The Mystical Sleep Inducing Hotdog

This hot dog has been around for thousands of years due to it's magical powers. Whenever someone attempts to eat it, it emits electromagnetic waves that instantly put their brain to the theta frequency, causing a sleep like state. Usually that will allow time for it to escape danger, however, this woman has special brain powers and somehow managed to overcome it's mystical defense mechanism. She is The One.

23 Comments
  • lenny9651 November 21, 2011

    one roofie dog, extra subway seasoning please

    +5
  • frankdrebin November 21, 2011

    Adam, something tells me your last BJ went something like this

    +8
  • ludenlasivius November 21, 2011

    Same thing happens to all women once they get married.

    +6
  • lordan November 21, 2011

    no ketchup no interest

    +1
  • etdaddy November 21, 2011

    if you noticed her nipples did get hard right before she bit into it

    -1
  • lordan November 21, 2011

    did she here the guard All are board

    +1
  • cellule November 21, 2011

    Feels like a White Socks game.

    +1
  • fiercepierce November 21, 2011

    Better hope she does drop your dick like that.

    +0
  • rockinron November 21, 2011

    must be a dike, fell asleep when she put her hands on a meat stick.

    -1
  • grinder November 21, 2011

    the 5 second rule doesn't apply to subways you stupid skank

    +1
  • d90girl November 21, 2011

    Damn "grinder" took my comment !!!!

    +0
  • thederp November 21, 2011

    Lol i had a friend growing up who had narcolepsy. that fucker couldn't do shit.Lmao poor bastard.

    +1
  • wackinisgood November 21, 2011

    i want to know what happend to get out the video cam.

    +0
  • mrsobig November 21, 2011

    Its David Hasslehoff again

    +1
  • biggertalk November 21, 2011

    i dont wanna eat a hot dog ever again now thanks adam

    -1
  • carinya November 21, 2011

    that chair must be real comfy

    +1
  • urapnes1701d November 21, 2011

    Is it White Trash day here on CrazyShit?

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 21, 2011

    I have 4 books, 1 dvd, and 20,000 papers balancing precariously on my printer--just one little bump and.....

    -1
  • spaulding November 21, 2011

    My doctor gave me some bad news. In fact, it was a real eye opener. I've been diagnosed with something called narcolespzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    +1
  • mylarjorgen November 22, 2011

    Please do not try this at home.... unless you live on a tube train.

    +0
  • honkie365 November 22, 2011

    Narcolepsy.

    +0
  • lordsho November 22, 2011

    Nasty cave bitch. Eating a hot dog that's now coated in craCkhead urine

    +0
  • darkwestern November 23, 2011

    Fuck man. You only get 1 sleep inducing hot dog. Don't give it to the homeless. Get your date rape on!

    +1
 
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