Suicide Assistance From The Train

For all the people out there thinking about killing themselves, but don't have the balls to jump or pull the trigger, let a train do it. It won't hesitate to remove you from planet earth. It's pretty much guaranteed to get the job done, just as long as you do your part and hold still.

20 Comments
  • frankdrebin November 21, 2011

    Just a city boy, born and raised in south Xing Ping Xuo

    He took the midnight train goin' a-ny-where

    +2
  • lenny9651 November 21, 2011

    this is why i don't drink at the bar next to the railroad tracks

    +2
  • cellule November 21, 2011

    Come see us! New parts arrival daily! Only at Popovsky Body Parts!

    +1
  • lordan November 21, 2011

    summit to chew chew over

    +2
  • fiercepierce November 21, 2011

    Dat train rorrr me rike a bawrr, I eben rose an arm and reg, dat train kirr me.

    -1
  • thederp November 21, 2011

    sure glad somebody lit a candle or else somebody could have gotten seriously injured.

    +0
  • hung1058 November 21, 2011

    that's just wrong.

    +0
  • rockinron November 21, 2011

    he was hit by the wangdong dead heading to cobe

    -1
  • grinder November 21, 2011

    he almost caught his false teeth with his severed arms,lol

    +0
  • biggertalk November 21, 2011

    i always thomas the tank engine was a cold blooded killa.

    +0
  • biggertalk November 21, 2011

    *always knew..

    fuck

    -2
  • two-hats November 21, 2011

    ....And it seemed to me you lived you life OH FUCK!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 21, 2011

    The evil train: the big brother of the evil bus.

    +1
  • spaulding November 21, 2011

    Damn, that motherfuckers face was a trainwreck.

    +0
  • pizzapie November 21, 2011

    I hope the train is alright

    +1
  • gasguy November 21, 2011

    the candle was for the old man.tradition for the dead,light em a candle.

    +0
  • mylarjorgen November 22, 2011

    That looked like beautiful scenery there, remarkably like the place I recommended my uncle to go skiing until that unexpected warm spell hit the mountains.

    +0
  • honkie365 November 22, 2011

    The teeth were still in good shape.

    +0
  • asstro November 22, 2011

    That's the way to get it done, kudos to him...

    -1
  • koopa November 22, 2011

    aw they ripped my arms off then they threw them over there then they ripped my legs off and threw them over here.

    +0
 
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