He's Getting A Suck Job

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Adam H.
58,584 Views 5 years ago

I know you're all right there with me hoping for the vacuum to suck his dick right off and leave him running around the room, bleeding profusely. He might actually be hoping for that too. The vacuum must be the only hole that didn't say "no" to him.

30 Comments
  • asstro November 23, 2011

    I would like to see hin try the paper shredder next...

    +8
  • frankdrebin November 23, 2011

    Officer Doofy, I didn't know you rock black socks and flip flops.

    +2
  • bigtalk November 23, 2011

    his dick must be dirty

    -2
  • rockinron November 23, 2011

    i was waiting for it to get pulled into the suction turbine!!

    -3
  • esteban_observ November 23, 2011

    Married man, not getting enough from the wife I guess. The vacuum always swallows too.

    +4
  • tgarner November 23, 2011

    Even the vacuum was grossed out, I believe it gagged a couple times!

    +0
  • evilmimai6666 November 23, 2011

    AND THE VACUMN DONT SAY.....IS IT IN YET?

    +0
  • numberonefan November 23, 2011

    He is married, this is called a love triangle.

    -2
  • tat2d_soldier November 23, 2011

    this is just depressing

    +1
  • koopa November 23, 2011

    its easy to clean more quiet then ur wife, it does everything but make a sammach

    +0
  • hung1058 November 23, 2011

    dude needs to get cut. uncircumsied peen = eeeeww

    -2
  • atmydismay November 23, 2011

    That's gotta be a hoover..

    +2
  • yeayeayea November 23, 2011

    That sucks in more ways than one.

    +1
  • boredshitless November 23, 2011

    broke ass mother fucker! 20 bucks will get you a blowjob from a cute hooker where im from

    -1
  • cellule November 23, 2011

    I prefer the shop-vac (wet/dry). The stainless bucket turns me on.

    +0
  • vulture November 23, 2011

    His wife must have sharp teeth and no suck to make him do that

    +0
  • lenny9651 November 23, 2011

    just keep pushing till you hit the turbine and get a free circumcision

    +0
  • thederp November 23, 2011

    fucking white people...

    -3
  • biggertalk November 23, 2011

    just kill urself bruh

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi November 23, 2011

    He should move on to a dyson.

    +3
  • godbluff November 23, 2011

    Is it me... Or was that some funny ass shit. Just the image of the dude doing skullnick to the little vacuum was hilarious; almost natural.

    +0
  • immanuelkunt November 23, 2011

    Did CS check the age of this vacuum cleaner? It doesn't look 18 to me.

    -1
  • immanuelkunt November 23, 2011

    "his dick must be dirty" Although bigtalk is the resident turd, I still think this comment is pretty funny.

    -2
  • carinya November 23, 2011

    Suck is only the part of it. All the fun is in the warmth, and the wet and the long hair and the scurry in her eyes as you spray it on her face.

    -1
  • fiercepierce November 23, 2011

    You were waiting for it to get pulled into the suction turbine?! I know you and lightfighter don't like women, but what the fuck is wrong with you rockinron?

    -1
  • captjim November 24, 2011

    Someone warn Commander Data to stay the fuck away from dude.

    -2
  • killdozer November 24, 2011

    uh...I feel better about myself after watching this.

    -2
  • bigjoke November 24, 2011

    He just figured fuck it, if my wife isnt going to use the damn thing, then i will!!

    +1
  • firefox November 24, 2011

    meet a tennagers best friend the hoover :D there is 2 funtions of it hoovering the floor and puting you dick in it for self pleasure :D

    +0
  • angeleyes86 December 10, 2011

    How bad does it have to be until your last choice is to get sucked by a vacuum?

    +0
 
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