Why Do They Make Escalators So Complicated?

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Adam H.
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I think we all know just how difficult it is to use an escalator. It takes a lot of skill and coordination to stand still, especially if you're 90. I wish there was a way they could make standing in one spot easier.

27 Comments
  • chupamiverga November 28, 2011

    meh 2/10, should have waited to get to the top then roll back down.

    +1
  • boobles November 28, 2011

    I know I shouldn;t laugh at an old lady falling over like that - but that was freekin' hysterical!

    +7
  • frankdrebin November 28, 2011

    grandma realized she's going to get euthanized

    +3
  • vulture November 28, 2011

    next time use the stairs and get some exercise

    +0
  • cra-z-mo-fo November 28, 2011

    Yep boobles, we are both going to hell! LMAO!!

    +0
  • massiveballs November 28, 2011

    And the guy working the controls is laughing his ass off

    +3
  • harleybitch November 28, 2011

    If they wud just be still....they wud still get where they r going. Hell if ur lazy enough to not take the stairs, u might as well lay on the escalator on the way up.Bet they gave a lot of fat asses a new idea. The new Lazyator: no more standing on steal steps....now just lay on the belt and ride it on up.COMING TO A STORE NEAR YOU!!!!

    +4
  • yeayeayea November 28, 2011

    They are lucky. I heard the hospital has 20% off sale on hip replacements today.

    +1
  • willylickaball November 28, 2011

    Why would you take a woman that can barely walk on solid groung to a moving stair case? Oh, money.

    +1
  • lenny9651 November 28, 2011

    if they hadn't stopped her she would have been falling down those stairs for the rest of the day

    +8
  • thederp November 28, 2011

    blonds never stop being blonds... even at the age of 90.

    +2
  • biggertalk November 28, 2011

    anyone see that vid on the news a few days ago about some blonde whore walking up an excalator as if they were stairs, what a dumb bimbo i wanted to punch the shit out of her

    -4
  • onetime42 November 28, 2011

    Granny's faking it. The hospice unit is located on the second floor. She was resisting.

    -1
  • supercow November 28, 2011

    How the fuck do you manage to keep rolling !!! WTF... Like one of the other douches here said.. just lay still grandma... !!! I am sure she had lots of practice doing that earlier in life..

    +0
  • rockinron November 28, 2011

    i was'nt laughing!!!........(much)

    -3
  • nh3kid November 28, 2011

    Hold on Granny!

    -2
  • urapnes1701d November 28, 2011

    Every time i see an old person i shake my head in disappointment. Actually im just making fun of their Parkinsons. :-D

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi November 28, 2011

    What I want to know, is how the woman with grandma kept falling--on top of her....repeatedly....?

    +0
  • boredshitless November 28, 2011

    before i retire while my insurance is good, im gonna fake a heart attack and drive through a wal mart parking lot with a monster truck.

    +0
  • spaulding November 28, 2011

    That must be the stairway to heaven, because you know that old chick is dead.

    +1
  • ludenlasivius November 28, 2011

    I would almost think they faked it just to get a settlement... but they're not black.

    +3
  • mcgaugh57 November 29, 2011

    old people stay home

    +0
  • fiercepierce November 29, 2011

    First her tits get yanked to the ground, now she can't stay standing. Ain't gravity a son of a bitch?

    +0
  • mochalex November 29, 2011

    There is, Adam. It's called a chair.

    +0
  • jphinfan86 November 29, 2011

    This is how you rise and fall at the same time.

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  • 7shadesofquit November 29, 2011

    And she's buying the stairway to heaven...

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  • carinya November 29, 2011

    Shouldn't laugh, should NOT laugh. Fuck it, BWWWHHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh yeah, I think favourite daughter is after some insurance, seeing as the old fuck never made it to the bank to take out her "housekeeping " money for the family to spend for her that week.

    +0
 
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