Why Do They Make Escalators So Complicated?

chupamiverga

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meh 2/10, should have waited to get to the top then roll back down.

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 12:53 PM

boobles

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I know I shouldn;t laugh at an old lady falling over like that - but that was freekin’ hysterical!

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 12:54 PM

frankdrebin

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grandma realized she’s going to get euthanized

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 12:55 PM

vulture

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next time use the stairs and get some exercise

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 12:59 PM

cra-z-mo-fo

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Yep boobles, we are both going to hell! LMAO!!

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 1:05 PM

massiveballs

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And the guy working the controls is laughing his ass off

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 1:09 PM

harleybitch

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If they wud just be still....they wud still get where they r going. Hell if ur lazy enough to not take the stairs, u might as well lay on the escalator on the way up.Bet they gave a lot of fat asses a new idea. The new Lazyator: no more standing on steal steps....now just lay on the belt and ride it on up.COMING TO A STORE NEAR YOU!!!!

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 1:27 PM

yeayeayea

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They are lucky. I heard the hospital has 20% off sale on hip replacements today.

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 1:56 PM

willylickaball

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Why would you take a woman that can barely walk on solid groung to a moving stair case? Oh, money.

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 1:58 PM

lenny9651

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if they hadn’t stopped her she would have been falling down those stairs for the rest of the day

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 2:14 PM

thederp

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blonds never stop being blonds... even at the age of 90.

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 3:15 PM

biggertalk

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anyone see that vid on the news a few days ago about some blonde whore walking up an excalator as if they were stairs, what a dumb bimbo i wanted to punch the shit out of her

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 3:53 PM

onetime42

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Granny’s faking it. The hospice unit is located on the second floor. She was resisting.

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 5:01 PM

supercow

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How the fuck do you manage to keep rolling !!! WTF... Like one of the other douches here said.. just lay still grandma... !!! I am sure she had lots of practice doing that earlier in life..

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 7:22 PM

rockinron

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i was’nt laughing!!!........(much)

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 7:26 PM

nh3kid

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Hold on Granny!

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 8:09 PM

urapnes1701d

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Every time i see an old person i shake my head in disappointment. Actually im just making fun of their Parkinsons. :-D

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 8:15 PM

ohwickedwendi

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What I want to know, is how the woman with grandma kept falling--on top of her....repeatedly....?

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 8:34 PM

boredshitless

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before i retire while my insurance is good, im gonna fake a heart attack and drive through a wal mart parking lot with a monster truck.

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 10:40 PM

spaulding

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That must be the stairway to heaven, because you know that old chick is dead.

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 10:42 PM

ludenlasivius

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I would almost think they faked it just to get a settlement... but they’re not black.

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 10:49 PM

mcgaugh57

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old people stay home

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posted on: 11-28-11 @ 11:20 PM

fiercepierce

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First her tits get yanked to the ground, now she can’t stay standing. Ain’t gravity a son of a bitch?

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posted on: 11-29-11 @ 12:00 AM

mochalex

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There is, Adam. It's called a chair.

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posted on: 11-29-11 @ 6:01 AM

jphinfan86

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This is how you rise and fall at the same time.

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posted on: 11-29-11 @ 6:41 AM

7shadesofquit

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And she’s buying the stairway to heaven...

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posted on: 11-29-11 @ 6:42 AM

carinya

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Shouldn’t laugh, should NOT laugh. Fuck it, BWWWHHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh yeah, I think favourite daughter is after some insurance, seeing as the old fuck never made it to the bank to take out her "housekeeping " money for the family to spend for her that week.

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posted on: 11-29-11 @ 8:58 PM

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