Fatty Is Ready To Ride The Bull

The best mechanical bull riders are drunk sluts and fat chicks. This fatty is ready to ride, so crank it up and let's see her in action. Her ride is short and sweet and basically, fucking awesome. It takes a special kind of idiot to get knocked out by one move of the bull.

28 Comments
  • chupamiverga November 28, 2011

    wave a cheese burger in front of her face, she'll get right up.

    +3
  • vulture November 28, 2011

    when someone get hurt there's always one idiot who asks if you're alright

    +1
  • massiveballs November 28, 2011

    Not the first time she had her face buried in beef

    +1
  • harleybitch November 28, 2011

    I rather eat a cow not ride a fake 1.

    -1
  • yeayeayea November 28, 2011

    is it legal even?

    +0
  • lenny9651 November 28, 2011

    it's usually a lot faster, but all that weight fried the motor

    +0
  • lenny9651 November 28, 2011

    after slamming her face twice in the same spot, you'd think she'd know what to expect the third time around

    +5
  • crazyvet November 28, 2011

    Looks like she caused a 5.6 earthquake the way the camera was shaking.

    +0
  • thederp November 28, 2011

    she's no urban cowgirl.

    +0
  • biggertalk November 28, 2011

    only action this fat whore gets

    -2
  • frankdrebin November 28, 2011

    How could 300 lbs of fail be alright, ever?

    +2
  • honkie365 November 28, 2011

    Dumb bitch.

    -1
  • mcgaugh57 November 28, 2011

    it's cuz she's fat

    +0
  • bigtalk November 28, 2011

    im surprised her fat ass didnt stick to that seat

    -7
  • supercow November 28, 2011

    Shit look at that, my extended family working together... never would have thought !!!

    -2
  • rockinron November 28, 2011

    the operator just saved the lives of 24 hamburgers that lived at mc donalds that night!!

    -4
  • nh3kid November 28, 2011

    You got knocked the fuck out! Beeeaach!

    -1
  • urapnes1701d November 28, 2011

    Listen dumb bitch; if you wanted to ride a bull you should have rode Bigtalk.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi November 28, 2011

    frankdrebin, it's always alright when you post it on crazyshit for all us bitches to laugh at and comment on. Duh. ;)

    +2
  • clrz1000 November 28, 2011

    I know its a mechanical bull but I still feel like it's animal abuse.

    +0
  • boredshitless November 28, 2011

    she might make retarded sammichs, but she always keeps her ass soft!

    +0
  • spaulding November 28, 2011

    You can tell that fatty has never been on top riding a dick.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius November 28, 2011

    Your fatapult must be broken.

    +2
  • killkenny November 29, 2011

    I just saved 15% on roofies!

    +1
  • fiercepierce November 29, 2011

    I would ride her like a mechanical bull.

    +0
  • jphinfan86 November 29, 2011

    Seems timely to me that Chevelle's new album is "Hats Off to the Bull" and the first single is "Face to the Floor".

    +4
  • messiahcomplex November 29, 2011

    fluber is funny

    -1
  • carinya November 29, 2011

    Here we go again. BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yet another reason we despise fat chicks. Except when there is no one else around to root. They will do ANYTHING.

    -1
 
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