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posted by Adam H. on 11/30/2011

I Saw Your Penis On The News

I guess the highlight of the game had something to do with this player's penis. It's getting some airtime on Fox News tonight. I don't know what this chick is surprised about. All they ever have on Fox News is a bunch of dickheads.
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onetime42
@pinkdildo I bet you licked your moniter several times.
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 11:17 AM

spaulding
Is it the first dick she’s ever seen?
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 11:43 AM

acemc
its a penis bitch - get over it....!
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 11:54 AM

massiveballs
recorded with an iPhone and watched on a flatscreen
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 12:07 PM

frankdrebin
yea, it’s a dick bitch a/k/a the only thing standing between you and ghetto maury fame.
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 12:22 PM

chupamiverga
shes gotta be one hell of a slut to notice that
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 12:28 PM

tgarner
Damn, I would of hate to of seen how excited she would of got if the fucker was hard!
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 12:52 PM

clrz1000
You know she’s thinking. "If I could fuck that penis I could get me sum child support" CHA-CHING!
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 1:00 PM

vulture
Sounds like she’s not had the pork sword in a long time
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 1:13 PM

hung1058
hey, my cocks bigger. i’m known as the swordsman in my town.
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 1:27 PM

yeayeayea
Cock News. News about dicks by dicks for dicks.
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 1:31 PM

tat2d_soldier
this bitch is deprived
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 1:31 PM

lenny9651
that’s the last time fox broadcasts from the locker room
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 2:11 PM

evilmimai6666
I BET SHE WAS A FAT BLACK NIGGER THAT AINT NEVER GOT AND DICK,,,LOUD MOUTH NIGGERBITCH
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 2:53 PM

mccracken
When you walk in the jungle, you’re bound to see the wildlife!
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 3:01 PM

fiercepierce
numberonefan is pissed off at that woman, she noticed it before he did.
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 3:05 PM

biggertalk
busted
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 4:14 PM

crackerkiller
i bet evilmimai is licking it’s chops right na
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 5:19 PM

thederp
i bet if you showed her some ghetto gaggers the bitch would croak.
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 5:59 PM

rockinron
if that bitch ever finds crazyshit.cum she will have a heart attack and become adams best friend all at the same time!!
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 6:29 PM

urapnes1701d
If its pretty impressive, it certainly wasn’t any of ours!.
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 6:33 PM

pinkdildo
+11
it’s better than licking you onetime42.
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 6:45 PM

biggertalk
^ oh snap. even pinkdildo hates onetime, just like pretty much everyone
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 7:02 PM

7shadesofquit
That dispells all the myths about black guys then.
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 7:52 PM

fiercepierce
biggertalk, it’s actually every one pretty much hates you.
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 7:56 PM

biggertalk
^ except ur fat wife
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 8:42 PM

onetime42
@biggertalk You’re the only one that hates me. @pinkdildo I’m on my way over with a pizza.
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 8:57 PM

biggertalk
lmao. ok.. i am. i’ll keep it a secret if it makes u happy, so are we cool.
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posted on: 11-30-11 @ 9:10 PM

honkie365
I’ll bet numberonefan knows who that penis belongs to.
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posted on: 12-01-11 @ 12:18 AM

daddy_fat_sack
Kobes dick is so small haha NO HOMO!!!!!!!!
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posted on: 12-01-11 @ 3:33 AM

lordsho
Actuallythats EXTRA homo when you refer to the dick size of another man.
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posted on: 12-01-11 @ 9:27 AM

phuck-o
Looks like a episode of myth busters..Sorry black guys MYTH BUSTED..
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posted on: 12-01-11 @ 7:33 PM

mistletoad55
I think the guy who postedthis is a fucking QUEER bastard
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posted on: 12-02-11 @ 7:16 AM

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