How Much Weight Can Your Dick Lift

I'm all for self improvement, mastering an art, and pushing your body to the limits, but lifting weights with my cock doesn't really appeal to me. Nor do I see a practical application for it. Now if they have a naked chick swinging from their junk, then I'll be impressed.

34 Comments
  • frankdrebin December 2, 2011

    why not just call this site Crazyshitanddickabuse

    +2
  • bugshit December 2, 2011

    Why?!?!?!?!?!

    +2
  • downunder69 December 2, 2011

    swing row all you want .. youre still a dickless nation

    +2
  • willylickaball December 2, 2011

    Here all this time I thought lifting a wet bath towel was an accomplishment.

    +1
  • superhotdom December 2, 2011

    Chinks will do anything to lengthen their dicks

    +2
  • zombiefreeak21 December 2, 2011

    of course jackie chan beats them all

    +0
  • grinder December 2, 2011

    thats desperation right there

    +1
  • nameless1 December 2, 2011

    Only these crazy fuckers would think that's "fun"

    +0
  • vulture December 2, 2011

    Just a bunch of asians dicking around

    +2
  • numberonefan December 2, 2011

    My weight is 75kg that means they could lift me up.

    Let's hear it for the guys what a great performance.

    -6
  • vulture December 2, 2011

    ^^^ and take you away

    +1
  • 7shadesofquit December 2, 2011

    Wang-Hung Low

    +1
  • iamthatgood December 2, 2011

    Your doing it wrong...but that is another way to bust a nut.

    +3
  • tgarner December 2, 2011

    I've never tried to lift anything with my dick, but I've tried to poke a hole through somebody before :)

    +0
  • rockinron December 2, 2011

    not impressed until someone lifts it with out moving there legs!

    +0
  • lenny9651 December 2, 2011

    asian penis enlargement, i guess they haven't seen the ads on crazyshit

    +1
  • lenny9651 December 2, 2011

    was anyone else hoping to see a dick get ripped off?

    +5
  • boredshitless December 2, 2011

    ^ i was lenny

    +1
  • biggertalk December 2, 2011

    how much can u lift

    -4
  • larbob December 2, 2011

    i know my dick can lift at least one slab of liver.

    +0
  • crazyvet December 2, 2011

    That's the video I want to see - where they finally reach the absolute limit and it rips their dick off.

    +0
  • thederp December 2, 2011

    are you pulling my chain?... o.O

    +0
  • pinkdildo December 2, 2011

    wonder what a dick that can lift 450 pounds would feel like in me.

    +3
  • ohwickedwendi December 2, 2011

    That made ME hurt, and I don't have a penis. Please tell me this isn't Ron Jeremy's new penis enhancement program...

    +0
  • drugs-and-hugs December 2, 2011

    the last fucking thing i would ever do would risk my dick being ripped off lifting 200 fucking pounds with it....

    +1
  • anomalous December 2, 2011

    @ pinkdildo....it would probably feel like that #2 pencil that you started with.

    +3
  • urapnes1701d December 3, 2011

    @ Pinkdildo: I'll come over and you can experience it first hand.

    +0
  • biggertalk December 3, 2011

    ^ wait ur turn i'm already there, we are watching a chick flick first before it goes down

    -4
  • urapnes1701d December 3, 2011

    ^^^ Simmer down Toby; Now i know your jealous and all because of your previous attempt at wit, but i promise; as soon as im done i will let you lick it out. I mean, thats what buds are for right?.

    +1
  • fiercepierce December 3, 2011

    What kind of guy would ask another guy how much his cock can lift? Answer: A gay kind of guy.

    +0
  • fiercepierce December 3, 2011

    Biggertalk, please nigga, brush your teeth. It might help you get pinkdildo. Yeah, I don't think so.

    +0
  • daddy_fat_sack December 3, 2011

    Can they do one cock push up haha lmao

    +1
  • ludenlasivius December 3, 2011

    How do we know those weights aren't attached to a butt plug?

    +0
  • ghosthunter December 3, 2011

    this would make Chuck Norris cringe!

    +0
 
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