Sucks To Be Underneath A Truck

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Adam H.
18,842 Views 5 years ago

He won't be going anywhere for a while, so now might be a good time to ponder his life situation and make some decisions regarding his future. If he has one that is. It may very well be in a wheelchair, or maybe sucking his own dick. He should be a lot more flexible now.

31 Comments
  • cubanshit December 2, 2011

    E.T got ran the hell over with his weird ass voice.

    +3
  • suckiteasy December 2, 2011

    How did you not see a truck?

    +0
  • motatwo December 2, 2011

    kermit the frog rebirth didnt last for long...

    +0
  • tgarner December 2, 2011

    Did I hear somebody say, Get Up Get Up, are you fucking serious

    +2
  • grinder December 2, 2011

    he said he's been feeling a little run down lately

    +1
  • lenny9651 December 2, 2011

    those yoga classes are really paying off, i wonder how long it took him to learn how to make his arm double jointed

    +6
  • boredshitless December 2, 2011

    he needed that like a knee to the head

    +0
  • frankdrebin December 2, 2011

    the darker they are, the more they get run over. this guy is kinds of light skinned, so partial road kill it is

    +0
  • rockinron December 2, 2011

    he is asking if his dick is still attached.

    -2
  • vulture December 2, 2011

    Putting the lorry into reverse would be to much to ask

    +3
  • hung1058 December 2, 2011

    how does that happen?

    +0
  • crazyvet December 2, 2011

    He's gonna need more than a couple of aspirin when he gets that truck off him.

    +0
  • biggertalk December 2, 2011

    he didnt feel a thing dont worry about it.

    -3
  • drublix December 2, 2011

    They dont have reverse over there?

    +2
  • doinktheclown December 2, 2011

    I ran over a cat last week that made that same sound!

    -1
  • thederp December 2, 2011

    yeah, cuz putting the truck in reverse a couple of inches to release this poor sap would have been a bit too humane for those chinks... smh.

    +2
  • nh3kid December 2, 2011

    Looked like Gumbys cuzin with that arm

    +0
  • keymaster December 2, 2011

    Burried in a suitcase

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi December 2, 2011

    Translation: Will you motherfuckers get this truck off me so I can walk this off?

    +0
  • fukedcanuk December 2, 2011

    THATS GUNNA LEAVE A MARK OR TWO..

    +0
  • willylickaball December 2, 2011

    For the love of Buhda back the truck up your smashing his nuts

    +1
  • downunder69 December 2, 2011

    told ya those yoga classes would help u some day

    +0
  • urapnes1701d December 2, 2011

    I'm surprised people are standing there. I thought in 3rd world countries people are supposed to walk by and step over you?

    +2
  • fiercepierce December 3, 2011

    For fuck sakes, this kind of thing must be a daily occurrence in India. They can run over 1000 people per day for a thousand years, and only take out 1/3 of their current population. Maybe they should get more trucks.

    +0
  • fiercepierce December 3, 2011

    And video equipment, so we can see.

    +0
  • mrfluffdaddy December 3, 2011

    what happened to his scooter?

    +2
  • thibs December 3, 2011

    numberonefan can give him pointers on sucking your own dick

    +1
  • isnogood December 3, 2011

    He seems pretty flexible

    +0
  • ghosthunter December 3, 2011

    Piss poor excuse for a chalk block.

    +0
  • mochalex December 4, 2011

    I've had days like that.

    +0
  • daddy_fat_sack December 6, 2011

    I guess they been getting there "WEED" from Dante now and days :)

    +0
 
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