He Needs More Tape

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Adam H.
42,157 Views 5 years ago

We see a lot of bizarre shit on the daily here, but this one has me a little puzzled. With no pain or pleasure, I just don't see a point to it. Maybe if he could turn it into some kind of musical instrument, or even just gratify himself in some way. Whatever.

42 Comments
  • acemc December 8, 2011

    first!

    -16
  • crazyasshole December 8, 2011

    i dont think thats what she meant when she told you to wrap it up!

    +6
  • chupamiverga December 8, 2011

    ^^^ FAG ^^^

    -3
  • crazyasshole December 8, 2011

    now everyone can hear him cumming!

    +11
  • unlimitdinches December 8, 2011

    What kinda crack whore you fucking that you need that much protection

    +0
  • tgarner December 8, 2011

    At normal speed, how long do you reckon that took???

    +0
  • tonkpils420 December 8, 2011

    thats the last time i jack off with tape

    +0
  • massiveballs December 8, 2011

    Looks like he’s getting ready to fuck a black bitch

    +6
  • pistolero December 8, 2011

    it's fucking art! duh!

    +0
  • jimintn December 8, 2011

    And then I thought to myself let me get some tape, a cam and get on internet yeah that's the ticket.

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier December 8, 2011

    some idiot is fapping to this right now

    +0
  • uncze9 December 8, 2011

    That was 2:21 minutes that I will never get back.

    -1
  • yeayeayea December 8, 2011

    Well, those were 2 really retarded minutes

    +2
  • boredshitless December 8, 2011

    the fucked up thing is that he didn't try to wax himself with it

    +0
  • rockinron December 8, 2011

    gives the term "wrap that rascal" a whole new meaning.

    -1
  • disoriented74 December 8, 2011

    what's the point?

    +1
  • zmolez December 8, 2011

    He just set the worlds record for fucking retarded sex acts

    +0
  • etdaddy December 8, 2011

    now he needs a hole big enough to fuck

    +0
  • vulture December 8, 2011

    What was his brain cell thinking of to do this

    +0
  • biggertalk December 8, 2011

    wouldnt that be uncomfortable

    -2
  • atmydismay December 8, 2011

    Im more of a fruit roll up man myself.

    +0
  • crazyvet December 8, 2011

    When I was still working, we would do this to a guys car keys, but no one would stand still long enough to wrap his dick.

    +0
  • slipdry December 8, 2011

    A.D.D.?

    +0
  • crackerkiller December 8, 2011

    all that shit 4 what,that CRACKER still not going to get any pussy

    +0
  • killkenny December 8, 2011

    Glad he got it on tape.

    +4
  • sheepfucker December 8, 2011

    now go tell Ron Jermey about the new bid dick drug he can advertise for.

    +0
  • dumbnigger December 8, 2011

    his 15 minutes of fame is a joke. should of wrapped his dick in shit instead then u get some respect.

    +0
  • tandt974 December 8, 2011

    pour some gas down that funnel and get ready with a lighter

    +0
  • beauvallee December 8, 2011

    is it the same idea as band-aid removal? do it fast and it wont hurt ripping that off ur dick?

    what happens if he does rip it off? and i mean his dick with it?

    why do i think it would be cool to make other shapes and start an art gallery exibit?

    god i need to stop visiting this site...

    +0
  • downunder69 December 8, 2011

    door bell rings you gonna answer it .. fuk yeah!!

    +1
  • d90girl December 8, 2011

    No Robert, you may NOT wrap the Christmas gifts this year !!

    +3
  • ludenlasivius December 8, 2011

    Is that a dictaphone?

    +2
  • sporto December 8, 2011

    He's making a "horn of plenty" so he can drink his own cum!!

    +0
  • fiercepierce December 9, 2011

    I hope he is not in the gene pool any more after this.

    -1
  • bite-me71 December 9, 2011

    Your wrapping that around the wrong head.

    +0
  • qz-sue December 9, 2011

    It looks like a huge maggot.

    +0
  • daddy_fat_sack December 9, 2011

    Well he's got the muscle to jack himself off lol

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi December 9, 2011

    My question? Was this man on or off drugs during all this?

    +0
  • cheechster December 10, 2011

    I'm never gonna eat bugles again!!

    +0
  • mrfluffdaddy December 12, 2011

    gives a whole new meaning to blowing your own trumpet

    +0
  • sexymaryilyn January 2, 2012

    I bet you he works at a factory wrapping things....Also looks like he was making a "Dicktornado"

    +0
  • l25 March 6, 2014

    thats a hobo fly trap....

    +0
 
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