Week In Crazyshit: The Fastest Taco Eater

Taco Mania 2011 went off this week and we all got our fill. First Jay says to me, "You should shove a whole taco in your mouth." I agreed it was a good idea. Then he decides we should see who can eat a taco the fastest. I think we all know who's coming out on top with that one. I have a bad habit of chewing my food, so I'm more of a long distance eater than a sprinter. Jay however, shoves it right to the back of his throat and somehow his esophagus just sucks food down to his stomach, much like a snake. He is the undisputed Crazyshit Taco King.

17 Comments
  • lightfighter December 9, 2011

    First, you're both a big ass pussy. Soft tacos? Really? Second, Jay, you are a goddamn fat fucking bastard.

    -1
  • sleeko December 9, 2011

    Taco eat'n contest...That's what she said!

    -3
  • lenny9651 December 9, 2011

    sigmund freud would have a field day with your oral fixation

    +0
  • dozer67 December 9, 2011

    tuna taco gobbler..

    +0
  • acemc December 9, 2011

    shit Adam! since you can swallow a 10 inch cock you should have gotten that taco down waaay faster...

    +1
  • acemc December 9, 2011

    hey biggertalk - that was you at the end right???

    +0
  • killkenny December 9, 2011

    Congrats to the top tenners. And 2indastink with a double shot! Now bring on MORE WHITE SLUTS!!

    +2
  • boredshitless December 9, 2011

    sorry guys i was drunk when i called the hotline... ok i take that back ive been drunk for 3 years straight, happy holidays BITCHES!

    +0
  • boredshitless December 9, 2011

    o yea... jay, adam i'll bet you 50 bucks i can slam 3 beers faster than both of you ate those tacos!

    +0
  • 2indastink December 10, 2011

    you ugly cunts seriously need to up your fucking game to be in this shit, only funny cunts need apply.

    +4
  • crazyasshole December 10, 2011

    ^^^^or any cunts as long as u post pics!

    +3
  • crazyasshole December 10, 2011

    comment of the week bitches!

    +0
  • crackerkiller December 10, 2011

    you CRACKERS need tan.....

    -5
  • downunder69 December 10, 2011

    congrats tenners!!... some funny shit there ,lol .. i better start throwing midgets and raping my dog to contend with 2 inda.. top ten here i come .. suckmaballs !!

    +5
  • suckiteasy December 10, 2011

    I didn't make the top ten but you can thank me for the music :)

    -4
  • ghosthunter December 11, 2011

    Love tacos Hate the Steelers.

    +1
  • rockinron December 11, 2011

    next week its a kielbaska eating contest,and my money's on adam!!

    +0
 
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