Full Speed Ahead Captain

I have often thought to myself, that if I were in the car by myself, and I knew I was going to get into a accident, I might as well floor that mother fucker. That is what Wang Dong did her. He went for the gusto, and it paid off in aces. Not only did he get the t-bone, he got the bonus semi hits a building points as well. Negative Bonus Points for the shit brick using his cellphone to record the security camera. You lazy asshat!

18 Comments
  • 2indastink December 10, 2011

    filmed using a fucking toaster.

    +8
  • frankdrebin December 10, 2011

    87mph isn't 88 mph Marty

    +2
  • littletalk December 10, 2011

    thats coming outta your pay check. BUDDY!

    -1
  • crazyasshole December 10, 2011

    theres gotta be a better way to stop a truck

    +1
  • lenny9651 December 10, 2011

    when in doubt floor it

    +0
  • downunder69 December 10, 2011

    when your wife calls and says "come home and fuck me in the ass now".. you dont see semi,s in front of ya... i,m sure the guy got out and ran home the last 37 miles

    +1
  • tgarner December 10, 2011

    Brakes, they can be a wonderful thing, have yours checked today!

    +0
  • vulture December 10, 2011

    This is the garage sir...we found a problem with your brakes and you can pick up the pieces tomorrow

    +0
  • biggertalk December 10, 2011

    drank too much patron

    -2
  • sirfartsalot December 10, 2011

    Must have been driving a Toyota.

    +0
  • m1009 December 10, 2011

    was it me or did the guy filming this pull back away from the screen cause he thought the semi was gonna come on threw

    +0
  • immanuelkunt December 10, 2011

    Listen, you goddamn Miami turds: let the fucking video run its natural course. Then AFTER FUCKING THAT, back it up and fuck around for the benefit of those dilbert assholes who didn't get it the first time. Those of us who do get it, don't appreciate your fucking with the video. Goddamn Cuban-nigger-Arab wannabees.

    -3
  • crazyvet December 10, 2011

    Road kill.

    +0
  • fiercepierce December 11, 2011

    Wow, car went boom into the big truck, and the big truck went boom into the building. When I was a boy I played with match box cars and would often play out this scenario.

    +1
  • dumbnigger December 11, 2011

    I'M a Rocket man!!, burning out the streets of evermore, and i think its going to be a long, long time...

    +3
  • nighty December 11, 2011

    Whole things very suspect, no other traffic, and camera moves zooms and pans as if it were waiting for it. I'm thinking this is from a movie caught on a cheapo camera.

    +0
  • ghosthunter December 11, 2011

    Some how they will blame the trucker.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius December 11, 2011

    Now I gotta kick your ass. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the Truckingman

    +0
 
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