The Shit Your Pants Car Ride

jay
25,026 Views 4 years ago

I'm going to guess that there is two people in this car for the sake of this post. Now these two people more than likely have two huge piles of shit in their pants after narrowly escaping the grim reaper and that semi-truck.

37 Comments
  • downunder69 December 17, 2011

    and tonights winning lottery numbers are ... just ask that guy

    +10
  • urapnes1701d December 17, 2011

    Amongst other things in these 2 fags asses are clovers and horseshoes.

    +0
  • massiveballs December 17, 2011

    when its not your time, its not your time.

    +15
  • killkenny December 17, 2011

    They were only semi-scared.

    +13
  • rockinron December 17, 2011

    next stop....underwear store liqour store then local dope dealers house.

    +0
  • lenny9651 December 17, 2011

    semi drifting is the newest sport in russia

    +5
  • acemc December 17, 2011

    that trucker has excellent driving skills

    +9
  • ghosthunter December 17, 2011

    I would so Shit myself...

    +4
  • tat2d_soldier December 17, 2011

    "honey, i have good news and bad news. good news is, Im on my way home from work, bad news is, Im gonna smell like shit"

    +11
  • spaulding December 17, 2011

    That trucker is like the drifting world champion

    +9
  • keymaster December 17, 2011

    thank the lord for leather wipe off uphostery

    +3
  • psycho6 December 17, 2011

    should have been scraping brain matter,guts...

    +1
  • etdaddy December 17, 2011

    vodka,snow and semis three things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm

    +2
  • thederp December 17, 2011

    it's a good thing they weren't russian anywhere.

    +2
  • vulture December 17, 2011

    top marks for the trucker....braking would have been a whole new ending

    +3
  • evilmimai6666 December 17, 2011

    did you hear them let out a sigh of relief when the truck past them

    +2
  • suckiteasy December 17, 2011

    Fast and Furious, Red Neck Drift

    +1
  • rareranking December 17, 2011

    ^^ Red Neck Drift^^ LMBO!

    +1
  • yeayeayea December 17, 2011

    Now there is something warm and stinky in their pants.

    +3
  • tonkpils420 December 17, 2011

    in russia poop takes you

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi December 17, 2011

    Charlie Sheen ain't got nothing on these guys....I call that Epic Winning.

    +3
  • biggertalk December 17, 2011

    2 fast 2 furious

    -7
  • ludenlasivius December 17, 2011

    Missed it by THAT much. - Sincerely, Robert Hallock the Truckingman.

    +4
  • frankdrebin December 17, 2011

    and he passed the box truck

    +2
  • stevenh915 December 17, 2011

    if i ever saw that coming straight towards me, id know what NOF'S asshole must feel like

    +0
  • crazyasshole December 17, 2011

    I WOULDVE FILLED THE AIRBAG UP WITH ALL THE SHIT IN MY PANTS AFTER SEEING THAT SHIT!

    +1
  • wickedmule December 17, 2011

    That was awesome! Kudos to the truck driver. This also happened to a friend of mine years ago....but he shouldn't have been going that fast in the first place and passed the snow plow....

    +2
  • rockinron December 17, 2011

    fucking neg nazi just had 13 negs erased by me the asshole of crazyshit.

    -5
  • disoriented74 December 17, 2011

    i would have jump out of the car already

    +3
  • fiercepierce December 18, 2011

    That there was an intervention by God!

    +3
  • fiercepierce December 18, 2011

    We all know who the NEG NAZI is.

    +1
  • bite-me71 December 18, 2011

    The Grim Reaper says hello.

    +0
  • daddy_fat_sack December 18, 2011

    Pussy he lost at chicken hahaha

    LETS DO THAT AGAIN!

    +0
  • mreynolds085 December 18, 2011

    knock knock knocking on heavens door

    +0
  • d90girl December 18, 2011

    1 in a MILLION chance....lucky guy!

    +1
  • daddy_fat_sack December 20, 2011

    Your given me a semi XD

    +1
  • papasparks2012 December 21, 2011

    Did you hear that.. I swear i heard Death say psyche and then laugh

    +0
 
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