Women And Motor Bikes Don't Mix

One of the many disadvantages of having a vagina is the inability to properly operate motor vehicles. This chick might be able to ride a bike, but that doesn't mean she'll master this monster of a machine. It's lunch time now, so how about you quit crashing that bike and get in the kitchen where you actually have some skills.

31 Comments
  • boredshitless December 22, 2011

    ha ha! i cant say shit for laughing!

    +1
  • mindfuck December 22, 2011

    Somehow I just knew this was going to end bad...if she was naked it would have been better

    +0
  • joseffritz December 22, 2011

    yes,its just like riding a bike...if,of coarse, you cant ride a bike

    +2
  • slippy December 22, 2011

    She should stick to riding cock.......just like biggertalk does.

    +3
  • massiveballs December 22, 2011

    Stick to riding your Dyke

    +9
  • sleeko December 22, 2011

    I guess she just the thing.

    +0
  • downunder69 December 22, 2011

    cant hold a camera still iether

    +0
  • lenny9651 December 22, 2011

    so i guess there's 2 things that women can't operate, motor vehicles and cameras

    +5
  • ludenlasivius December 22, 2011

    That's what happens when they put wheels on their vibrator.

    +3
  • crazyasshole December 22, 2011

    atleast shes ridden a little one before ! lol thats a huge one stupid bitch

    +3
  • iluvkitty December 22, 2011

    Can't record worth a shit. Can't give good enough instructions on "how to ride a bike." And can't drive worth a shit..... I see a porno career for all three.

    +3
  • tgarner December 22, 2011

    If they didn't have a pussy they wouldn't be good for much!

    +2
  • frankdrebin December 22, 2011

    great, now some dude has to hear her bitch about this and her busted up knee for 3 weeks

    +3
  • gasguy December 22, 2011

    instructions on how to stop woulda helped

    +0
  • dozer67 December 22, 2011

    MY CAR!!!!!

    +2
  • mccracken December 22, 2011

    women and voting don't mix, women and management positions don't mix, women and cars don't mix....shall I go on?

    +4
  • dfyla December 22, 2011

    She can't ride more than 100 feet before slamming a parked car I doubt she has any skills in the kitchen either. I bet her only skill is laying there and taking it to get the guy to buy her a LV hand bag. That'll keep her going until she gets flap jack tits, and has to consider employment outside the mall.

    +1
  • crazyvet December 22, 2011

    The GPS system was saying "turn right now bitch, hurry".

    +2
  • etdaddy December 22, 2011

    bitch done broke her sammich making hand, now i'm pissed

    +0
  • thestrangler December 22, 2011

    Adam, wtf are you rambling about? Women don't have any skills in the kitchen either! It's a well-known fact that the greatest chef in the world by far men. Women can't do anything that men can't do better; this vid serves as just another evidence for that case. Dumb whores.

    They ought to have payed for that guy's damage bill or else I'll get my sneakers on and rape their dead brains out.

    +2
  • rareranking December 22, 2011

    God gave them both big booties and it wasn't for them to sit on a moped, I think it was for them to be bent ove Every night!

    +0
  • rockinron December 22, 2011

    seriously, if it were not for tits and pussy, id say adam got fucked when god took his rib to make eve.

    -3
  • immanuelkunt December 22, 2011

    Show me a stupid bitch with a tattoo and I'll show you a stupid bitch.

    +2
  • biggertalk December 22, 2011

    who the fuck gave her permission to leave the kitchen?

    -6
  • ohwickedwendi December 22, 2011

    I stay away from shit like that...I can drive the hell out of any car, but give me something with 2 wheels, and you all would have the laugh of your lives.

    +0
  • honkie365 December 22, 2011

    The last time I saw an ass that large it had a tail above it and a saddle on it's back.

    +3
  • d90girl December 22, 2011

    Stick to your Tupperware Party you stupid bitch !!

    +2
  • dumbnigger December 23, 2011

    back to giving blowjobs for a 20 spot u dumb whore, least something u can moderately do well...least u can hold a "job" unlike a nigger.

    +2
  • fiercepierce December 23, 2011

    A parked car, really? Stupid cunt.

    +5
  • tonkpils420 December 23, 2011

    oh so thats what the handle bar is for break and rev it up its not to turn the wheel to turn the bike i was goin use the force and its not strong with this one

    +1
  • ghosthunter December 23, 2011

    Blonde teaching a someone to ride a bike.. That had FAILURE from the git go.

    +1
 
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