The Masturbating Champion Of The World

Sure you may think that being a world champion masturbater is all fun and games, but that kind of jacking off takes hard work and dedication. There's a lot of sacrifice involved if you want to beat your meat for ten hours straight. Fortunately he has a wonderful woman to support him, and a library of cartoon porn to keep him erect.

39 Comments
  • slippy December 22, 2011

    what a jerk off.

    +5
  • massiveballs December 22, 2011

    roll on the WAN KING jokes

    +8
  • wickedmule December 22, 2011

    He says "a real female smells dirty"? WTF? I'd hate to see what he has been with then!

    +6
  • downunder69 December 22, 2011

    i,ll have a shot at that title..i,m the biggest wanker on this site , bring it bitches

    +2
  • lenny9651 December 22, 2011

    if you do it too much you'll go blind. i wonder how long he did it before he needed glasses

    +2
  • lenny9651 December 22, 2011

    your going to wear it down to a nub

    +2
  • ludenlasivius December 22, 2011

    You do know that there are other things you can do with your hands, right? Like slap a bitch?

    +1
  • tgarner December 22, 2011

    He's going to shit when he realizes he's only good for so many loads and then he just starts puffn dust!

    +2
  • dozer67 December 22, 2011

    10 hrs makes him champion? That's it? then 30 years every day must make me the King..

    +1
  • frankdrebin December 22, 2011

    Simultaneously, she won the world's worst girlfriend award, the least used pussy award, and the shittiest iPhone case award

    +4
  • dozer67 December 22, 2011

    I have already done it 3 times before noon.

    +1
  • boredshitless December 22, 2011

    poor bastard has a wife just like mine

    +7
  • tat2d_soldier December 22, 2011

    I'd like to slap that silly fap jap,grab his hot little she jap and fill her gap with fap sap.

    +0
  • unlimitdinches December 22, 2011

    i've been training for this type of thing since I discovered myself

    +1
  • crazyvet December 22, 2011

    Maybe she needs to get a new hobby, like getting a real boyfriend.

    +1
  • etdaddy December 22, 2011

    well i'll be wanged

    +1
  • rockinron December 22, 2011

    i bet he has calus on his thumb and index finger.

    -1
  • biggertalk December 22, 2011

    what a douchebag, the cat watches him jack off wtf

    -4
  • pinkdildo December 22, 2011

    I used my dildo for 2 hours once

    +4
  • biggertalk December 22, 2011

    ^lies

    -6
  • juice627 December 22, 2011

    thats kinda creepy that the cat was watching him..couldve been the best video ever if the cat attacked his balls while he was practicing

    +5
  • ohwickedwendi December 22, 2011

    That's right, little buddy--be loud and be proud.

    +1
  • crazyasshole December 22, 2011

    id rape my wife before i jerked off for 10 hours straight! especially if i was married to a japanese prude bitch like that!

    +1
  • bernardpumpkin December 22, 2011

    what's the point of having a girlfriend then?

    +3
  • honkie365 December 22, 2011

    Fucking Japs are strange. How about his girlfriend blowing him?

    Or..send numberonefan over there. He could keep the poor guy from getting carpal tunnel syndrome and would just love the hot free meals.

    +3
  • crazytexaschic December 22, 2011

    holy shit!...jerking off for almost 10 hours straight!...my hands would cramp up after awhile :-P

    +1
  • d90girl December 22, 2011

    Right....and she fucks the UPS guy while he's "handling it "......SURPRISE, you're an IDIOT ..."Hands down" !!

    +1
  • dumbnigger December 23, 2011

    yet he still has a full-time job, nigga

    +3
  • fiercepierce December 23, 2011

    She gets mad at him for jacking off? Bitch, go over to him and shove your ass in his face, suck his cock, stuff his little pecker in your pussy

    +4
  • rawanduntamed December 23, 2011

    Always wondered where they got slant eyes from...

    +0
  • daddy_fat_sack December 23, 2011

    Back in high school they used to call me the jerkmaster2000

    +1
  • tonkpils420 December 23, 2011

    he only played with it for 10 hours to try get his girlfriend to play with it and wouldnt stop until she did something

    +0
  • ag0ny December 23, 2011

    I would throw her fucking dumb motherfucking cunting iphone out of the window.....

    +0
  • ghosthunter December 23, 2011

    Strokezilla

    +0
  • rodeye2 December 23, 2011

    Get rid of the bitch.

    +0
  • rodeye2 December 23, 2011

    I thought Japanese men took it when they wanted it.

    +0
  • pastxmas December 24, 2011

    When asked what she does to pass the time while he is spanking it, she said, "Ah-sew."

    +0
  • daedraeater January 3, 2012

    yall know what's cool...masturbain...masturbatin is cool...

    +0
  • woko1981 January 22, 2012

    what the fuck was the cat doin between his legs???

    +0
 
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