Don't Stop For Red Lights

I guess it's hard to see through squinted Asian eyes, but that light was clearly red. Shit, regardless of the light, you would think that every vehicle stopped would be hint enough to put on the brakes. I sure am glad he didn't though.

24 Comments
  • frankdrebin December 29, 2011

    I'd say it's an Asian driving blind, but that's redundant.

    +0
  • 2indastink December 29, 2011

    I don't stop for red lights unless I'm picking up rape victims.

    +5
  • tgarner December 29, 2011

    Light green now, see ya dumbass!

    +2
  • massiveballs December 29, 2011

    now he can see a bright light at the end of his tunnel vision

    +2
  • grinder December 29, 2011

    their gonna lower thier population yet,one scooter at a time

    +3
  • spaulding December 29, 2011

    That dialog is Chinese for "go steal his wallet"

    +3
  • ghosthunter December 29, 2011

    Thats ok, theirs a million of them.

    +1
  • lenny9651 December 29, 2011

    i'm starting to think everybody in asia is mr. magoo

    +6
  • biggertalk December 29, 2011

    its not only an asian its a woman bwahahaha.

    -5
  • crazyvet December 29, 2011

    Hey Ida, call that gook place and see where our Chineese take out is.

    +1
  • fiercepierce December 29, 2011

    Unfortunately from the time the scooter was hit, and the scooter driver landed on the ground, three more gooks were born to replace him.

    +1
  • drunkard December 29, 2011

    The asian speed-pass system still needs a little work.

    +4
  • jlm77 December 29, 2011

    THINK FAST BUTCHEY!!!!!

    +1
  • m1009 December 29, 2011

    No time to stop, I Gotta Poop I Gotta poop, Never mind i just did

    +2
  • thederp December 29, 2011

    i think the asian lady might have gotten off on it. she must be a crazy shitter.

    +1
  • ghosthunter December 29, 2011

    They are Lenny.

    +0
  • rockinron December 29, 2011

    must be a law that you gotta crash your moped atleast once to keep your license in china

    -2
  • cbt23 December 29, 2011

    I feel so much better at night knowing that these are the idiots who want to take over the world

    +3
  • ohwickedwendi December 29, 2011

    Asians + Any Fucking Vehicle = Severe dismemberment and usually death. When will they learn? And biggertalk, I'm a woman, and I managed to avoid hitting two deer tonight--that little car's got kick ass steering and braking systems. I'm not ashamed to admit I damn near shit my shorts when I saw the 3 deer going onto the road. Winning.

    +2
  • johnmadden11 December 29, 2011

    It happens so often no one even bothers to check up on him. "It's ok, we have like 4 million just like him anyway"

    +2
  • evilmimai6666 December 30, 2011

    bonzai!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • imdashit17 December 30, 2011

    When they light turned green I would have gunned it and ran his dumb ass over while yelling its green now bitch

    +0
  • downunder69 December 30, 2011

    I'd get out and continue to beat him into china for that stupidity but someone beat me to it from every perspective

    +1
  • asstro December 30, 2011

    They ment to do this. They were filming a segment for a new video dictionary and this was the one for "Dumbass"...

    +0
 
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