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posted by Adam H. on 12/29/2011

Don't Stop For Red Lights

I guess it's hard to see through squinted Asian eyes, but that light was clearly red. Shit, regardless of the light, you would think that every vehicle stopped would be hint enough to put on the brakes. I sure am glad he didn't though.
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frankdrebin
I’d say it’s an Asian driving blind, but that’s redundant.
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 1:16 PM

2indastink
I don’t stop for red lights unless I’m picking up rape victims.
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 1:18 PM

tgarner
Light green now, see ya dumbass!
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 1:20 PM

massiveballs
now he can see a bright light at the end of his tunnel vision
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 1:23 PM

grinder
their gonna lower thier population yet,one scooter at a time
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 2:10 PM

spaulding
That dialog is Chinese for "go steal his wallet"
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 2:25 PM

ghosthunter
Thats ok, theirs a million of them.
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 2:43 PM

lenny9651
i’m starting to think everybody in asia is mr. magoo
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 2:57 PM

biggertalk
its not only an asian its a woman bwahahaha.
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 4:20 PM

crazyvet
Hey Ida, call that gook place and see where our Chineese take out is.
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 4:40 PM

fiercepierce
Unfortunately from the time the scooter was hit, and the scooter driver landed on the ground, three more gooks were born to replace him.
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 5:00 PM

drunkard
The asian speed-pass system still needs a little work.
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 5:01 PM

jlm77
THINK FAST BUTCHEY!!!!!
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 5:56 PM

m1009
No time to stop, I Gotta Poop I Gotta poop, Never mind i just did
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 7:29 PM

thederp
i think the asian lady might have gotten off on it. she must be a crazy shitter.
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 7:52 PM

ghosthunter
They are Lenny.
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 8:17 PM

rockinron
must be a law that you gotta crash your moped atleast once to keep your license in china
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 8:57 PM

cbt23
I feel so much better at night knowing that these are the idiots who want to take over the world
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 9:24 PM

ohwickedwendi
Asians + Any Fucking Vehicle = Severe dismemberment and usually death. When will they learn? And biggertalk, I’m a woman, and I managed to avoid hitting two deer tonight--that little car’s got kick ass steering and braking systems. I’m not ashamed to admit I damn near shit my shorts when I saw the 3 deer going onto the road. Winning.
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 9:43 PM

johnmadden11
It happens so often no one even bothers to check up on him. "It’s ok, we have like 4 million just like him anyway"
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posted on: 12-29-11 @ 9:56 PM

evilmimai6666
bonzai!!!!!!!!
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posted on: 12-30-11 @ 1:08 AM

imdashit17
When they light turned green I would have gunned it and ran his dumb ass over while yelling its green now bitch
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posted on: 12-30-11 @ 2:03 AM

downunder69
I'd get out and continue to beat him into china for that stupidity but someone beat me to it from every perspective
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posted on: 12-30-11 @ 5:08 AM

asstro
They ment to do this. They were filming a segment for a new video dictionary and this was the one for "Dumbass"...
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posted on: 12-30-11 @ 8:37 AM

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