It's almost impressive how he can still be standing while he appears to be asleep and pissing himself. He needs to get back in the bar now. Nothing gets a lady turned on more than piss pants. Wait, I think that's only true in Germany.
That's how I roll most nights.
they should make him wear the wet floor cone
But if a woman does it we just like to think they've had a cum session.. Yeeeeeoooow!
sweet, color changing pants
how drunk do you have to get before you start seeing imaginary urinals
pissing your pants is like being in love. no one else can feel the warmth as well as you can.
what a bitch lol.
Dumb ass can't hold his liquor to well.
One, two... fill my shoe. Three, four... wet the floor.
Five, six... I better hit the bricks.
i hate when that happens
He does not have many brain cells left, they all ran down his leg.
Narcolepsy and being wasted is fun, huh?
He better get home--he just broke the seal, and we all know what that means....
Don't see what that has to do with Germany you moron. I bet you never even left your own zipcode !!
look ma no hands