Open The Safe Now

I'm still trying to figure out why telling him over and over to open the safe now doesn't make the safe open. If it takes the manager, two keys and a half hour, then why can't he open it now? I just don't get it. This mystery is perplexing me. The sad part is that these two are the brightest guys in their projects.

34 Comments
  • crazyasshole January 10, 2012

    the clerk wasnt speaking ebonic! thats why they didnt understand

    +5
  • tgarner January 10, 2012

    What about the cash registers, don't they have money in them?

    +0
  • rockinron January 10, 2012

    well that exsplanes why they allways are sayng "know what im saying" to each other. chances are if they are talking to another nig then they dont know what there saying. wish my fuckin great grandpa would picked his own fuckin cotton. lazy bastard

    -4
  • downunder69 January 10, 2012

    if you want to distract them just throw a basketball

    +5
  • onetime42 January 10, 2012

    Insert racist comment about typical niggers here. ---->

    +8
  • tripod January 10, 2012

    You won't hear many people accuse niggers of being smart.

    +8
  • buttplug69 January 10, 2012

    just take some grape soda & kool aid and go

    +5
  • sleeko January 10, 2012

    ^^^ I can't add to an of the above comments ^^^

    +5
  • lenny9651 January 10, 2012

    damn they could have at least grabbed a carton of newports

    +10
  • praedictum January 10, 2012

    Stupid fucking niggers cant even rob a store right... much less think to take the cash out of the register...

    +3
  • ludicolo January 10, 2012

    Fuckin racist site i tell ya

    -6
  • zahnfee January 10, 2012

    OPEN THE SAFE !!! SORRY I CANT !!!! ITS ONLY FOR WHITE ROBBERS !!!!

    +7
  • biggertalk January 10, 2012

    they would bust caps in all you white boys lol.

    -5
  • crazyvet January 10, 2012

    The two motherfuckers in this video that needed caps busted in their ass were not white.

    +3
  • acemc January 10, 2012

    just grab some watermellons and kool aid and get the hell out already!

    +0
  • stevenh915 January 10, 2012

    there is a bucket of banannas on the counter guys ! how the fuck did you miss that !

    +3
  • frankdrebin January 10, 2012

    Nice jedi mind trickery right there... keep it up and you might get them to harvest your crops for free!

    +4
  • clrz1000 January 10, 2012

    The ONLY thing that I can say good about most 3rd world countries is they treat people like this the way they deserve it when they catch them. If only we could do the same with these kind of shit fuck worthless ass holes too!!!!

    +2
  • clrz1000 January 10, 2012

    ^^P.S. get a fucking job!

    +1
  • honkie365 January 10, 2012

    Surprise....surprise. The robbers are black.

    +2
  • nh3kid January 10, 2012

    I see comments about how racist the site is.If you do the statistics (Which will not be reported by ANY Liberal Media) African americans are more likly to commit crimes of this nature.Hippies Bleading hearts will tell you that this is a condition that was bread into them from 400 years of slavery caused by the white man. I call it Dumb fucking ghetto Ratts !!

    +3
  • drunkard January 10, 2012

    Those guys are real pros, they didn't fall for the 'ol "banana in the basket" trick.

    +5
  • ohwickedwendi January 10, 2012

    These are not the droids you are looking for....

    +4
  • thederp January 10, 2012

    @tripod funny thing is, if you accuse a nigger of being smart, they take that as an insult. as chris rock said:"niggaz love not knowing shit."

    +2
  • spinal12 January 11, 2012

    Typial

    +1
  • spinal12 January 11, 2012

    Shipo

    +1
  • spinal12 January 11, 2012

    Nigro

    +1
  • fiercepierce January 11, 2012

    We all know who those two were.

    +3
  • mrbigglesworth January 11, 2012

    The funny part is that guy was the manager.

    +1
  • dopesmoker January 11, 2012

    All that and the coons didn't even take the Kools and Newports! At least they had enough sense to no kill the poor fucking clerk.

    +0
  • dumbnigger January 12, 2012

    they don't understand English....also how fast can u run with flip flops on nig nog

    +0
  • erock January 13, 2012

    This is, totally, a racist site. Every black person shown is automatically a nigger and worthless. Yet a white person doing the same thing is just a stupid and funny guy?!? The site is called "CRAZYSHIT" for a reason. You will not see a black guy just doing his job here... ever. As for the get a job guy. Maybe if we were not treated like shit from the start of this "great" America; black criminals would not have a reason to rob, steal and kill. Incase you have not found out; every race being used and abused; acts outside of what is right in your eyes. Go ahead and call me a nigger, nig nog, monkey, coon, ect. But when it comes down to it, being born in America with dark skin makes you a target. No one wants to hire you. Your family never had money. Getting ahead is unheard of (unless you are an entertainer). Ppl will look at you like you are a problem when you are trying to survive in a white man's land. BTW I get along with every race. Most of my friends are white and I don't give a fuck about what anyone has to say about it. I work hard and try to make the best of the hand I was dealt. Most of you want to join the club of racist, hate spewing, ingnorant KKK wanna be, keyboard heros... Fine by me. Just know- many blacks(dark skinned)ppl are suffering and being "niggers" because of the way you racist hinder letting them gain something as simple as self respect. I have meet more dumb white ppl where I live then black... Not saying one race is better, but please learn about a culture before you hate. It was not too long ago when us Blacks couldn't own land, go to school and make our own life. I do not side with the bums in the video but college loans are trying to rob me in the same way. Long comment but you'll get over it.

    +0
  • lameristotel January 20, 2012

    ^ You must be new here :)

    +0
  • stealmywheels April 23, 2012

    I'm suprised that they didn't take the bananas on the table.

    +0
 
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