Street Crossing Gone Wrong

What's the point of pressing the cross button if you're just going to cross the street while the do not walk sign is on anyway? This is why patience is a virtue. Only seconds after his bones are shattered and his cranium is leaking brains on the pavement, the crossing signal turns green. Good thing he saved himself those 10 seconds.

17 Comments
  • frankdrebin January 11, 2012

    how did this crossing go wrong? the guy totally got hit

    +1
  • tgarner January 11, 2012

    It's a cross walk, not a force field! Seems like I've heard that before.

    +1
  • littletalk January 11, 2012

    1 out of 2 aint bad

    +2
  • rockinron January 11, 2012

    look both ways before ya cross the street or someone mite run over your feet!

    -3
  • crazyvet January 11, 2012

    When did we start putting crosswalks on interstate highways?

    +1
  • kishoph January 11, 2012

    Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a .........

    +1
  • larbob January 11, 2012

    so many pedestrians, so little time.

    +1
  • biggertalk January 11, 2012

    run over that little bitch!

    -1
  • gasguy January 11, 2012

    damn its a split

    +1
  • dfyla January 11, 2012

    Anyone notice there was an ambulance with in 5 minutes? Lucky him the driver was on his way to the Starbucks down the street.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi January 11, 2012

    I would've just waited for the green light--I'm sure the vodka sale at Kolnicov's Liquor could've waited a coupla minutes.

    +1
  • immanuelkunt January 11, 2012

    LOL! No need for a divorce now.

    +1
  • clrz1000 January 11, 2012

    Shit happens.

    +1
  • southernpride January 11, 2012

    If ignorance is bliss ,what is this.

    +2
  • fiercepierce January 12, 2012

    Damn accident chasing ambulance, their always Johnny on the spot.

    +1
  • carinya January 12, 2012

    Why the fuck is there a zebra crossing AND light s as well? Turns out neither are of any value to that dude.

    +0
  • jlm77 January 13, 2012

    red means go

    +0
 
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