I'm pretty sure that's not how you check for testicular cancer. Whatever his balls did to him, it must have been really bad for him to treat them like that. I thought his sack was going to bust open and his mashed testes come oozing out.
Dude that is not what bust a nut means!
beating off never looked so painful
their not a coke machine! their not gonna cum any quicker by beating the fuck outta them.
one way or the other he is gonna bust a nut before he is done!!
Fucking inflatable boner device, just won't work!
why hurt your hand use a rubber mallet dumb ass
found out that his wife is expecting sextuplets
thats how u strengthen your swimmers!
Guess he hasn't heard yet that the new thing is to just cut your shit off.
gets annoying when you knock but no one come out isn't it?
god dam rogtard WTF ?????
^^^ rod's dick is way uglier than that! xD
She wants a son?, Well fuck that idea
hopefully more white boys do this so they won't have so many welfare kids.
quit breaking balls, pauli.
someone told him the wrong way to make mashed potatoes..
That is NOT how you put a lime in a coconut!
You know whose dad, saying to himself. "I ain't subjectin' da world ta dat again! Nope, no sir."
reminds me of a song (sung to camptown races)
beat your meat on the toilet seat do da do da
scrub your balls on the bathroom walls oh do da day
Thanks alot asshole -- that's why my health insurance is so expensive.
Oh fuck I think I just threw up watching this. Talk about extreme beating off.
Dude, why not just get married?
he doesnt deserve to have balls
only white guys!!!!
FAP FAP FAP FAP(king kong)
Numberonefan.... I think we found your dad.....