Beat Your Balls Like They Owe You Money

I'm pretty sure that's not how you check for testicular cancer. Whatever his balls did to him, it must have been really bad for him to treat them like that. I thought his sack was going to bust open and his mashed testes come oozing out.

27 Comments
  • boafmabalzich January 14, 2012

    Dude that is not what bust a nut means!

    +2
  • pizzapie January 14, 2012

    beating off never looked so painful

    +1
  • rockinron January 14, 2012

    their not a coke machine! their not gonna cum any quicker by beating the fuck outta them.

    -2
  • rockinron January 14, 2012

    one way or the other he is gonna bust a nut before he is done!!

    -2
  • sleeko January 14, 2012

    Fucking inflatable boner device, just won't work!

    +1
  • vulture January 14, 2012

    why hurt your hand use a rubber mallet dumb ass

    +1
  • smudge January 14, 2012

    found out that his wife is expecting sextuplets

    +1
  • crazyasshole January 14, 2012

    thats how u strengthen your swimmers!

    +1
  • crazyvet January 14, 2012

    Guess he hasn't heard yet that the new thing is to just cut your shit off.

    +1
  • mccracken January 14, 2012

    gets annoying when you knock but no one come out isn't it?

    +1
  • pistolwhip January 14, 2012

    god dam rogtard WTF ?????

    +1
  • bernardpumpkin January 14, 2012

    ^^^ rod's dick is way uglier than that! xD

    +1
  • eric3533 January 14, 2012

    She wants a son?, Well fuck that idea

    +1
  • biggertalk January 14, 2012

    hopefully more white boys do this so they won't have so many welfare kids.

    -2
  • thederp January 14, 2012

    quit breaking balls, pauli.

    +1
  • mobliz January 14, 2012

    someone told him the wrong way to make mashed potatoes..

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi January 14, 2012

    That is NOT how you put a lime in a coconut!

    +1
  • fiercepierce January 14, 2012

    You know whose dad, saying to himself. "I ain't subjectin' da world ta dat again! Nope, no sir."

    +0
  • dkgarr999 January 15, 2012

    reminds me of a song (sung to camptown races)

    beat your meat on the toilet seat do da do da

    scrub your balls on the bathroom walls oh do da day

    +1
  • mrbigglesworth January 15, 2012

    Thanks alot asshole -- that's why my health insurance is so expensive.

    +0
  • bite-me71 January 15, 2012

    Oh fuck I think I just threw up watching this. Talk about extreme beating off.

    +0
  • mochalex January 15, 2012

    Dude, why not just get married?

    +2
  • lilshitter January 15, 2012

    HAHAHA!

    +0
  • fingers January 15, 2012

    he doesnt deserve to have balls

    +0
  • eatmegood January 16, 2012

    only white guys!!!!

    +0
  • daddy_fat_sack January 17, 2012

    FAP FAP FAP FAP(king kong)

    +0
  • daddy_fat_sack January 17, 2012

    Numberonefan.... I think we found your dad.....

    +0
 
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