Almost Had His Dick Shot Off

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Adam H.
22,256 Views 4 years ago

He may not look lucky sporting his blood soaked underoos, but he was just a couple inches from a mangled dick. I know that sounds pretty great to a lot of the freaks out there, but I think even camel jockeys appreciate their penises.

22 Comments
  • massiveballs January 18, 2012

    Unlike him, the opposition weren’t shooting blanks

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  • tgarner January 18, 2012

    I know a woman that bleeds like that, uuuuug!

    +0
  • frankdrebin January 18, 2012

    Osama Bin Plaxico

    -1
  • marcodufour January 18, 2012

    Drastic action by the Arab to try and do a self curcumscion and turn himself into a jew !

    -1
  • pizzapie January 18, 2012

    Don't jump to conclusions, maybe he's on his period

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  • crazyasshole January 18, 2012

    WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!

    -3
  • vulture January 18, 2012

    no hand job for him...he can now have a leg shag

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  • lenny9651 January 18, 2012

    the sheik almost had a new unick to gaurd his harem

    +1
  • sleeko January 18, 2012

    Buy a fuck'n shoulder holster, dumbass's. I know it looks all gangsta and shit, but sticking your piece in your waste band is just asking for a vasectomy.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi January 18, 2012

    I guess he zagged when he should have zigged....

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  • thederp January 18, 2012

    so much for your 72 virgins cuz you's a eunuch, habib.

    -1
  • biggertalk January 18, 2012

    ha!

    -3
  • bman32425 January 18, 2012

    From what I saw, he needs better sights on the gun for such a little target.

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  • rockinron January 18, 2012

    damn gun shot 3 feet low. must need new sights.

    -1
  • 7shadesofquit January 18, 2012

    Handy that sir dresses to the right.

    +0
  • ghosthunter January 18, 2012

    Put the rubber gloves ON before you touch the blood soak patient... Basic first aid dumb ass..

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  • crazyvet January 18, 2012

    Cheap Arab vasectomy

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  • buttdarts January 18, 2012

    Gloves????

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  • southernpride January 19, 2012

    Fuck it ,cut the little head off ,see if he dies.

    +1
  • johnmadden11 January 19, 2012

    Gloves? We don't need no stinkin' gloves!

    +0
  • daddy_fat_sack January 19, 2012

    Hey it's cheddar bob. Aka MC BOB!

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  • insanefeces January 21, 2012

    Title should read, "Nearly eligible for Texan-status".

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