He may not look lucky sporting his blood soaked underoos, but he was just a couple inches from a mangled dick. I know that sounds pretty great to a lot of the freaks out there, but I think even camel jockeys appreciate their penises.
Unlike him, the opposition weren’t shooting blanks
I know a woman that bleeds like that, uuuuug!
Osama Bin Plaxico
Drastic action by the Arab to try and do a self curcumscion and turn himself into a jew !
Don't jump to conclusions, maybe he's on his period
WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!
no hand job for him...he can now have a leg shag
the sheik almost had a new unick to gaurd his harem
Buy a fuck'n shoulder holster, dumbass's. I know it looks all gangsta and shit, but sticking your piece in your waste band is just asking for a vasectomy.
I guess he zagged when he should have zigged....
so much for your 72 virgins cuz you's a eunuch, habib.
From what I saw, he needs better sights on the gun for such a little target.
damn gun shot 3 feet low. must need new sights.
Handy that sir dresses to the right.
Put the rubber gloves ON before you touch the blood soak patient... Basic first aid dumb ass..
Cheap Arab vasectomy
Fuck it ,cut the little head off ,see if he dies.
Gloves? We don't need no stinkin' gloves!
Hey it's cheddar bob. Aka MC BOB!
Title should read, "Nearly eligible for Texan-status".