He Almost Missed His Train

I don't know how you get run over by a train and survive, but he somehow managed to do it. Go ahead and just toss his arm and any other spare parts into a baggie for him.

18 Comments
  • drunkard January 22, 2012

    The movie trailer for "Throw Mahmoud from the train".

    +3
  • lenny9651 January 22, 2012

    if your late for the train, jumping infront of it and yelling stop never works

    +0
  • 2indastink January 22, 2012

    legalize rape.

    +2
  • lenny9651 January 22, 2012

    just because you think your superman doesn't mean your superman, try flying next dumbass

    -1
  • pizzapie January 22, 2012

    Crazy glue works great

    +1
  • crazyvet January 22, 2012

    Just cover him up and leave him there. The next train may get a good solid hit.

    +0
  • vulture January 22, 2012

    that arms going in the over not back on him

    +0
  • vulture January 22, 2012

    ^^^ oven

    +0
  • gasguy January 22, 2012

    is that HABIB from yesterday?

    +1
  • rockinron January 22, 2012

    dude wont be getting any hand for awhile.

    -2
  • biggertalk January 22, 2012

    oh snap!

    +0
  • d90girl January 22, 2012

    WTF is wrong with ppl....why isn't someone helping or at least talking to this poor guy !!??? Put the fucking camera down and cover this man up !

    Yes I enjoy care like the next person, but after a while watching these ppl just...ugghhh, never mind !

    +1
  • thederp January 22, 2012

    looks like some darkies already made off with his clothes.

    +0
  • johnmadden11 January 23, 2012

    Despite his previous beliefs, the arms didn't turn out to be the vital organs responsible for keeping you alive.

    +0
  • frankdrebin January 23, 2012

    i was hoping someone from jackass would jump out and kick him in the nuts

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi January 23, 2012

    I would feed him Mentos hoping that he would feel fresh and free, and full of life.

    +0
  • nativenatas January 24, 2012

    Fuck that train just shit him out.

    +0
  • microwave104 June 7, 2015

    and he really is going to be upset when he realizes he left all the lights on

    +0
 
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