Jay went to the fair this week, and since he's on a very strict diet, he only had one glazed donut bacon cheeseburger. He didn't really seem that excited about it either. Also, we've been enjoying the hotline calls lately, but I don't think we actually got any this week, so I found a few older calls of some idiot mumbling, a guy who sounds too nice to be on crazyshit, and a few others. Call the hotline
888-868-4690 and make us laugh. Get drunk first if you want. Or let the hooker you have in your apartment say hi.