Apparently moose hunting season has started, but leave your rifle at home. All you need is a car, and the moose will come to you. Then all you need is a new car and a really big freezer for all your moose meat.
moose burgers tonight!
What do the moose do, hide in the bushes and bet who can beat the car?
Had a few too many at the moose lodge.
chocolate moose is made from dead rabid donkeys's dicks. I know this cos I'm God.
"hey bob you got a moose in your lap"
See that fucking guy with the dash cam again.
I see Bullwinkle where is Rocky?
gonna be some good eatin this winter....walking the rest of the year is gonna suck though.
Hey Rocky watch me pull this car out of my ass
Then dunk the moose's head in water and turn it into Canadian beer!
Everything's tougher in Alaska.. So, tough shit bitches.
does everyone have cameras in their cars up there?
the second person was a shitty driver
a bunch of savages, wanting to eat these poor things.
A white tail deer doesnt hold a candle to the damage done by one of those beast!
ever thought of using the brakes?
fucking assholes... HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT SEE A GIANT FUCKIN MOOSE FROM A HUNDRED YARDS AWAY????
Imanuelkuntface, your mom is going to owe alot of money with all the damage she is causing ya fuck hole
Fucking swamp donkeys are more dumb than bigtalk and biggertalk combined..
BTW godbluf by the time you see one running out in the road your fucked. They are dark brown and coming out of the woods they are very hard to see.. I live in NH and I know this from first hand experiance.. They run across the road when the want to and a lot of people have been killed by them.
Moose Lodge 407 needs to get some crossing guards
Goofy is back
Moooose bitch get out da way get out da way bitch!
THOSE DAM HORSES NEED TO JUMP A LIL HIGHER
That last guy looked like he was having a seizure.
HAHA stupid Canadians
moose to face