Man Cut In Half

God damn! That is a shitty way to go. Not much left to do but roll around as much as he can and moan himself to death. Somebody should do the humane and put a bullet in his head. I'm sure he'd thank them.

37 Comments
  • zahnfee February 2, 2012

    African version of 2 and a half man...

    +6
  • frankdrebin February 2, 2012

    SALE: half off day laborers

    +1
  • biggertalk February 2, 2012

    rest in piece.

    +0
  • massiveballs February 2, 2012

    Terminator "i'll be black"

    +3
  • uk-13astard February 2, 2012

    the ni99a talking to him is trying to get his 2bux before he dies (bitch wheres my money)

    +4
  • sandgroper February 2, 2012

    fuck man pritty shore you should be dead be4 you go in a body bag just saying

    +2
  • lenny9651 February 2, 2012

    i don't think chanting is going to put him back together

    +4
  • honkie February 2, 2012

    lie lie la la lielie lala ....WTF ? LOL.

    +3
  • sirfartsalot February 2, 2012

    Walk it off.

    +1
  • rockinron February 2, 2012

    it's off to the soylent green factory for this one.

    +0
  • ghosthunter February 2, 2012

    Rest in Pieces... Ya he is just the half the man he used to be.

    +0
  • ironside February 2, 2012

    that dude with the phone was like "good job, mangungo, new crazysthit material. keep'em coming".

    +4
  • sleeko February 2, 2012

    I believe that's Swailli for Alla Akbhar.

    +3
  • boobles February 2, 2012

    How the hell was he still moving? Good god that must hurt!

    +4
  • vulture February 2, 2012

    he needs a blood transfusion and 2 tubes of super glue he'll be fine

    +2
  • drunkard February 2, 2012

    That magic trick didn't go as planned.

    +5
  • bigjoke February 2, 2012

    Hahaha thats awesome, a dead muslim is a good one!! I like how they stuffed him in the bag before he was even dead lol...

    -1
  • boafmabalzich February 2, 2012

    Hey dont get any of that shit on my carpet asshole!

    +0
  • nh3kid February 2, 2012

    He's having a Humpty Dumpty Kinda day

    +2
  • dozer67 February 2, 2012

    Holy shit!! that dude is still alive!?!

    +2
  • dozer67 February 2, 2012

    He was yelling, arise,arise and walk....oops...I mean crawl....

    +2
  • fingers February 2, 2012

    fixer upper going cheap

    +0
  • thederp February 2, 2012

    he looks "beside himself" with pain.

    +1
  • vomitcrotch February 2, 2012

    Sounds like "Temple of Doom" chanting wtf?

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi February 2, 2012

    Translation: "This is what happens when you steal my pants". Over and over.

    +0
  • billybadbird February 2, 2012

    does anyone speak this language? id like to know what he did to deserve this..

    +2
  • neospace February 3, 2012

    He's only half the man he used to be

    +0
  • rodeye2 February 3, 2012

    Get up !! you got the rest of eternity to take a dirt nap.

    +0
  • evilmimai6666 February 3, 2012

    HES FAKING IT,,,GET YOUR ASS UP ASSHOLE!!!!

    +0
  • spinal12 February 3, 2012

    Return of the living dead part 5 BRAINS

    +1
  • godbluff February 3, 2012

    DID HE LIVED

    +1
  • downunder69 February 4, 2012

    lets see your chiropractor fix that one

    +0
  • morbuis669 February 4, 2012

    So I guess in this country they only have bodybags, stretchers are just a waste of time.

    +1
  • dumbnigger February 4, 2012

    im having de ja vue right now

    +0
  • flyboy3313 April 11, 2012

    as opposed to did he died ? daa

    +0
  • flyboy3313 April 11, 2012

    Guy waits quietly to be put back together and the medics pull out the welcome wagon body bag ? WTF...

    +0
  • noragami2021 May 19, 2016

    next on the walking dead

    +0
 
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