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posted by Adam H. on 2/2/2012

Man Cut In Half

God damn! That is a shitty way to go. Not much left to do but roll around as much as he can and moan himself to death. Somebody should do the humane and put a bullet in his head. I'm sure he'd thank them.
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zahnfee
African version of 2 and a half man...
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 12:29 PM

frankdrebin
SALE: half off day laborers
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 12:31 PM

biggertalk
rest in piece.
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 12:33 PM

massiveballs
Terminator "i’ll be black"
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 12:42 PM

uk-13astard
the ni99a talking to him is trying to get his 2bux before he dies (bitch wheres my money)
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 1:41 PM

sandgroper
fuck man pritty shore you should be dead be4 you go in a body bag just saying
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 1:44 PM

lenny9651
i don’t think chanting is going to put him back together
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 2:03 PM

honkie
lie lie la la lielie lala ....WTF ? LOL.
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 2:27 PM

sirfartsalot
Walk it off.
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 2:31 PM

rockinron
it’s off to the soylent green factory for this one.
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 2:47 PM

ghosthunter
Rest in Pieces... Ya he is just the half the man he used to be.
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 2:58 PM

ironside
that dude with the phone was like "good job, mangungo, new crazysthit material. keep’em coming".
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 3:19 PM

sleeko
I believe that’s Swailli for Alla Akbhar.
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 3:20 PM

boobles
How the hell was he still moving? Good god that must hurt!
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 3:26 PM

vulture
he needs a blood transfusion and 2 tubes of super glue he’ll be fine
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 3:53 PM

drunkard
That magic trick didn’t go as planned.
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 4:29 PM

bigjoke
Hahaha thats awesome, a dead muslim is a good one!! I like how they stuffed him in the bag before he was even dead lol...
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 4:56 PM

boafmabalzich
Hey dont get any of that shit on my carpet asshole!
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 6:08 PM

nh3kid
He’s having a Humpty Dumpty Kinda day
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 6:10 PM

dozer67
Holy shit!! that dude is still alive!?!
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 7:43 PM

dozer67
He was yelling, arise,arise and walk....oops...I mean crawl....
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 7:46 PM

fingers
fixer upper going cheap
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 8:48 PM

thederp
he looks "beside himself" with pain.
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 8:52 PM

vomitcrotch
Sounds like "Temple of Doom" chanting wtf?
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 9:26 PM

ohwickedwendi
Translation: "This is what happens when you steal my pants". Over and over.
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 9:32 PM

billybadbird
does anyone speak this language? id like to know what he did to deserve this..
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 10:09 PM

neospace
He’s only half the man he used to be
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 11:03 PM

rodeye2
Get up !! you got the rest of eternity to take a dirt nap.
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 11:33 PM

evilmimai6666
HES FAKING IT,,,GET YOUR ASS UP ASSHOLE!!!!
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posted on: 02-02-12 @ 11:56 PM

spinal12
Return of the living dead part 5 BRAINS
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posted on: 02-03-12 @ 10:58 AM

godbluff
DID HE LIVED
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posted on: 02-03-12 @ 3:35 PM

downunder69
lets see your chiropractor fix that one
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posted on: 02-03-12 @ 11:58 PM

morbuis669
So I guess in this country they only have bodybags, stretchers are just a waste of time.
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posted on: 02-04-12 @ 12:54 AM

dumbnigger
im having de ja vue right now
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posted on: 02-04-12 @ 1:12 AM

flyboy3313
as opposed to did he died ? daa
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posted on: 04-11-12 @ 1:59 AM

flyboy3313
Guy waits quietly to be put back together and the medics pull out the welcome wagon body bag ? WTF...
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posted on: 04-11-12 @ 2:06 AM

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