Twofer Tuesday: Table Dance Fails

Table dancing is an art not all can excel at, especially while they're drunk and stupid. But here are two tips that will help keep you out of danger. Stay centered on picnic tables, and only use glass tables for snorting cocaine and for laying underneath and watching girls shit.

  • numberonefan February 7, 2012

    The music sucks but the guys are hot.

  • 2indastink February 7, 2012

    ^^^ you suck cock..

  • biggertalk February 7, 2012

    ^you suck more cock than he does you fucking moron.

  • gasguy February 7, 2012

    the folks said NO partys while they away.did you listen?

  • sirfartsalot February 7, 2012

    I'm sexy and I know it....wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!

  • immanuelkunt February 7, 2012

    Nice. Now get back to the workplace you goddam pieces of shit, let the boss peel those F.I.C.A. wages out of your puny little paychecks so I can piss my Social Security on diesel fuel for my yacht. Oh yeah: and thanks, you stupid pukes.

  • frankdrebin February 7, 2012

    the first one was like a middle east mass hanging without the rope

  • honkie February 7, 2012

    only numberonefan could make a gay video GAYER !!

  • lenny9651 February 7, 2012

    guys table dancing is so gay that kharma has to step in and fuck them up

  • yeayeayea February 7, 2012

    HA! I laugh at your misfortune!!

  • drunkard February 7, 2012

    Where are your table manners?

  • johnmadden11 February 7, 2012

    That girl in can't even say that she wasn't the reason that table broke. Time to go on a diet...

  • peoplevshoople February 7, 2012

    on the first video when the 4 were on the table and they fell who would agree that the chick looked pretty hot laying there?

  • immanuelkunt February 7, 2012

    No. She looked like a porked up, meth head trailer cunt trolling for some colored bastards.

  • immanuelkunt February 7, 2012

    BTW, Poops, did you ever find a giant porch monkey to rake your yard and fuck your butt?

  • ironside February 7, 2012

    idiots man... they never give up

  • rockinron February 7, 2012

    wow ral crazyshit material....not.

  • ohwickedwendi February 7, 2012

    By the looks of these videos, it shall be fairly easy to take over the world....soon.

  • thederp February 8, 2012

    "can a nigga get a table dance?"

  • ghosthunter February 8, 2012

    Mix booze with gravity and you will always get quality entertainment..

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