It's a sign, Pedro. You knew getting married was a bad idea, but you let her bamboozle you into it. Your gut is giving you one last warning before you make the biggest mistake of your life. So what's it going to be? Freedom or more puking?
numberonefag obviously didn't wanna marry a chick....
He realized to late that he bride was a tranny named pedro.
I can understand his bride, I would marry him too, what a hottie.
it's the vows "... and do you promise to forever eat her hairy taco shitted asshole, put up with her pregger farts..." PUUUKEEE
numberonefan stop being so.... so fucking gay!
I'd puke too if I was mexican!
That's a long-known symptom of acute pussy brain. It's somewhat more pronounced in Catholic beaners, but not unknown in the Anglo community.
^it's more common among the anglos bruh.
Damn, that was a lot of cum. How many dudes did he suck off last night?
Numberone, any ideas?
Must have been thinking about his promise to eat her pussy if she married him.
we've just witnessed the begining of the stomach ulcer that will eventually kill him
he just realized she could get half of everything plus child support
The priest can marry them and exorcise him for the same price. Convenient!
Wait till she finds out about the donkey at the bachelor party last night.
This is considered a sign of good luck and prosperity to come...in Japan.
if only imanuelkuntface wasnt sitting in front of him he wouldnt have barfed
I remember my wedding... I feel this dude. I broke out in fuckin hives, I had blotches all over...Yep, good times... Cucking funts!
Blotches all over is what you get from a bitch with pussy warts, asswipe.
why the hell would you marry her if she's a bad cook?
What do you mean, wait till she finds out, drunkard? SHE was the one who told HIM she pulled a donkey train while he was partying.
he's ok its just one of the symptoms of changeing from a man to a pussy whipped slave.
Whats a mexican wedding with out a little puke
wait till she tells him she's pregnant.
run for the border Pedro!
She's a keeper -- she offered to catch his puke, and she's not even Japanese.