Listen To Your Gut

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Adam H.
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It's a sign, Pedro. You knew getting married was a bad idea, but you let her bamboozle you into it. Your gut is giving you one last warning before you make the biggest mistake of your life. So what's it going to be? Freedom or more puking?

27 Comments
  • 2indastink February 7, 2012

    numberonefag obviously didn't wanna marry a chick....

    +8
  • burp February 7, 2012

    He realized to late that he bride was a tranny named pedro.

    +4
  • numberonefan February 7, 2012

    I can understand his bride, I would marry him too, what a hottie.

    -6
  • frankdrebin February 7, 2012

    it's the vows "... and do you promise to forever eat her hairy taco shitted asshole, put up with her pregger farts..." PUUUKEEE

    +0
  • ashrrr February 7, 2012

    numberonefan stop being so.... so fucking gay!

    +5
  • biggertalk February 7, 2012

    homo!

    -5
  • boafmabalzich February 7, 2012

    I'd puke too if I was mexican!

    -3
  • immanuelkunt February 7, 2012

    That's a long-known symptom of acute pussy brain. It's somewhat more pronounced in Catholic beaners, but not unknown in the Anglo community.

    -6
  • biggertalk February 7, 2012

    ^it's more common among the anglos bruh.

    -3
  • tgarner February 7, 2012

    Damn, that was a lot of cum. How many dudes did he suck off last night?

    +1
  • tgarner February 7, 2012

    Numberone, any ideas?

    +3
  • crazyvet February 7, 2012

    Must have been thinking about his promise to eat her pussy if she married him.

    +0
  • lenny9651 February 7, 2012

    we've just witnessed the begining of the stomach ulcer that will eventually kill him

    +0
  • sharkbait February 7, 2012

    he just realized she could get half of everything plus child support

    +0
  • yeayeayea February 7, 2012

    The priest can marry them and exorcise him for the same price. Convenient!

    +0
  • drunkard February 7, 2012

    Wait till she finds out about the donkey at the bachelor party last night.

    +0
  • johnmadden11 February 7, 2012

    This is considered a sign of good luck and prosperity to come...in Japan.

    +1
  • peoplevshoople February 7, 2012

    if only imanuelkuntface wasnt sitting in front of him he wouldnt have barfed

    +1
  • godbluff February 7, 2012

    I remember my wedding... I feel this dude. I broke out in fuckin hives, I had blotches all over...Yep, good times... Cucking funts!

    +0
  • immanuelkunt February 7, 2012

    Blotches all over is what you get from a bitch with pussy warts, asswipe.

    +0
  • ironside February 7, 2012

    why the hell would you marry her if she's a bad cook?

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi February 7, 2012

    What do you mean, wait till she finds out, drunkard? SHE was the one who told HIM she pulled a donkey train while he was partying.

    +0
  • rockinron February 7, 2012

    he's ok its just one of the symptoms of changeing from a man to a pussy whipped slave.

    -1
  • doc_ock February 7, 2012

    Whats a mexican wedding with out a little puke

    +0
  • thederp February 8, 2012

    wait till she tells him she's pregnant.

    +2
  • dkgarr999 February 8, 2012

    run for the border Pedro!

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth February 8, 2012

    She's a keeper -- she offered to catch his puke, and she's not even Japanese.

    +0
 
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