My Horse Is Not So Amazing

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Adam H.
15,985 Views 4 years ago

Guess who's taking a trip to the glue factory tonight. He had a good career, but all good things must come to an end. Is anybody else hungry for some chop suey?

25 Comments
  • rockinron February 17, 2012

    id have a fucking heart attack to if someone got on top of me every saturday and bounced there nuts up and down on my back while whipping the shit outta me with a ridding crop......is it bad that i just got myself excited about being a jockey while typing that....hey adam wanna play churchill downs? i get to be the jockey though.

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  • chupamiverga February 17, 2012

    he gave that horse to much cocaine it had a heart attack. lol

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  • frankdrebin February 17, 2012

    a majestic fail

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  • vulture February 17, 2012

    no stud farm for that one

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  • luchtbrigade February 17, 2012

    i think the horse just had to take a huge crap, just look at wtf its doin with its stomach

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  • lenny9651 February 17, 2012

    never go out drinking with your horse the night before a race

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  • crazyvet February 17, 2012

    Well nobody told me this horse was pregnant.

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  • smudge February 17, 2012

    the sign in the background gives a clue to what happened to this horse

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  • sirfartsalot February 17, 2012

    Anymore info on this? Did biggertalks mom really die!?

    +3
  • carinya February 17, 2012

    Every now and then one gets a burst aorta. Funnily enough, you see most of them right at the post, or soon after.

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  • iluvkitty February 17, 2012

    So Ron just admitted he has a heart attack every saturday!!!!

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  • biggertalk February 17, 2012

    sirtakescockalot, thanks to you ass the horse is messed up, all that pounding you would give it in the ass has taken a toll.

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  • drunkard February 17, 2012

    He never made it to Dean Wormer's office.

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  • fingers February 17, 2012

    they blocked the view before the best part.

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  • dozer67 February 17, 2012

    Peter's retarted horse

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  • ghosthunter February 17, 2012

    Goodbye Wilbur...

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  • nh3kid February 17, 2012

    This is your horse, This is your horse on Steroids .

    Any questions?

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi February 17, 2012

    Sooooo...I guess one last ride is out of the question?

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  • faceies February 17, 2012

    witch guy lost the bet

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  • matv February 18, 2012

    looks like a candidate for c.s. mascot

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  • faceies February 18, 2012

    horse poped

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  • fukurself February 18, 2012

    He gave his horse steroids before the run... that's why he jumped to the horses like that... he was actually whispering \"c'mon Bessy get up girl they gonna know Aww Bessy c'mon\" and then seen the judges and thought................ \"oh shit\"

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  • downunder69 February 18, 2012

    just like a woman .. ride em to hard and they have a fuck,n seizure on you

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  • mobliz February 18, 2012

    look at that horse, it just had a seizure... get a gun quick, or you'll just have to beat her...

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  • onetime42 February 18, 2012

    Equipiose is one hell of a drug.

    +1
 
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