Guess who's taking a trip to the glue factory tonight. He had a good career, but all good things must come to an end. Is anybody else hungry for some chop suey?
id have a fucking heart attack to if someone got on top of me every saturday and bounced there nuts up and down on my back while whipping the shit outta me with a ridding crop......is it bad that i just got myself excited about being a jockey while typing that....hey adam wanna play churchill downs? i get to be the jockey though.
He gave his horse steroids before the run... that's why he jumped to the horses like that... he was actually whispering \"c'mon Bessy get up girl they gonna know Aww Bessy c'mon\" and then seen the judges and thought................ \"oh shit\"
id have a fucking heart attack to if someone got on top of me every saturday and bounced there nuts up and down on my back while whipping the shit outta me with a ridding crop......is it bad that i just got myself excited about being a jockey while typing that....hey adam wanna play churchill downs? i get to be the jockey though.
he gave that horse to much cocaine it had a heart attack. lol
a majestic fail
no stud farm for that one
i think the horse just had to take a huge crap, just look at wtf its doin with its stomach
never go out drinking with your horse the night before a race
Well nobody told me this horse was pregnant.
the sign in the background gives a clue to what happened to this horse
Every now and then one gets a burst aorta. Funnily enough, you see most of them right at the post, or soon after.
So Ron just admitted he has a heart attack every saturday!!!!
sirtakescockalot, thanks to you ass the horse is messed up, all that pounding you would give it in the ass has taken a toll.
He never made it to Dean Wormer's office.
they blocked the view before the best part.
Peter's retarted horse
Goodbye Wilbur...
This is your horse, This is your horse on Steroids .
Any questions?
Sooooo...I guess one last ride is out of the question?
witch guy lost the bet
looks like a candidate for c.s. mascot
horse poped
He gave his horse steroids before the run... that's why he jumped to the horses like that... he was actually whispering \"c'mon Bessy get up girl they gonna know Aww Bessy c'mon\" and then seen the judges and thought................ \"oh shit\"
just like a woman .. ride em to hard and they have a fuck,n seizure on you
look at that horse, it just had a seizure... get a gun quick, or you'll just have to beat her...
Equipiose is one hell of a drug.