I want to live in this world

jay
38,542 Views 4 years ago

Why can't the world in which we live in be like this? I want to be treated as a piece of meat. A object if you will, where women grab my butt on a regular basis and buy me drinks. I'll do the walk of shame if I have to. I'm a slut, it's ok.

21 Comments
  • morbuis669 February 18, 2012

    Only in a perfect world would this even be imagined.

    +1
  • buzzhawg February 18, 2012

    Should have had one of the women sticking out her camel toe.

    +2
  • lexman94 February 18, 2012

    This is how the world should really be like, shits fuckin crazy!!!!!!

    +0
  • tgarner February 18, 2012

    This reminds me of a time I walked into a lesbian bar, I thought I was in heaven, at first!

    +5
  • southernpride February 18, 2012

    Think i just watched my dream happen before my eyes.

    +3
  • chupamiverga February 18, 2012

    ryan dunn is still alive. that him at 12 sec.

    +0
  • crazyvet February 18, 2012

    I feel so dirty.

    +0
  • thederp February 18, 2012

    story of my life.

    +0
  • biggertalk February 18, 2012

    apparently some women like to go to gay bars.

    -5
  • ghosthunter February 18, 2012

    WTF ?????

    -3
  • nh3kid February 18, 2012

    Only if it were true , I would so move to this universe.

    +0
  • cbt23 February 19, 2012

    I guess if I was a chick I would be a total whore

    +0
  • uk-13astard February 19, 2012

    meh this happens to me every weekend

    +0
  • suckiteasy February 19, 2012

    I'm going to creat a man eating plague and keep the cure for myself and the crazyshit members so we can live

    +0
  • suckiteasy February 19, 2012

    ^ the dream

    -1
  • stackhoutz1 February 19, 2012

    Okay guys im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry okay , not taco bell, I meant PIZZA HUT.... LETS GO

    +0
  • spaulding February 19, 2012

    Does that mean men can dance on the bar, and wave our dick around like a light saber, without being thrown out of the bar by the bouncer? My neck still hurts from the last time I tried that shit.

    +0
  • ghosthunter February 19, 2012

    Last time I had a girl come on to me like that. She was an under cover cop.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi February 20, 2012

    That's right, gentlemen--enjoy the fantasy, because that's all it is.....

    +0
  • badgrim February 21, 2012

    this must be what heaven is like

    +0
  • lizb June 18, 2012

    I already do live this life bitches ;)

    +0
 
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