Last one across the street is a rotten egg, and the first one to try gets her head cracked open like an egg. This is one of those times where patience truly is a virtue. Common sense would have worked in her favor a well.
i bet it sounded like a chinese gong when the car hit her
its ok!! its ok!! her head took most of the impact....oh wait i mean someone call a rickshaw ambulance!!!
Chinese population control at it's best.
bet she sucks in frogger too
she shouldve just karate chopped the car out of the way!
no math scholarship for her, but since she's asian she'll take the gold medal in gymnastics at the special olympics
Uh oh, better get MAACO.
Nobody escapes the N Korean border patrol.
run her over again.
I smell ramen noodles I will beat ya there
Why did the Asian cross the road? To get to the shit on the other side.
DAMN! if the little girl had run a bit faster and didnt try to stop,looked like she would have made it.
Stupid ass wanted to get hit.
You can see the exact moment when she figured out she was fucked!
Well atleast she won't be eating her own shit on cam in 8 years to pay her parents rent...
THIS is exactly why they teach you in fucking driving school that you are supposed to begin to slow roughly 200 feet before a red light. People who fail to do this because they're in a fucking hurry need their fucking heads crushed by a falling value jet.
They don't teach you to slow the fuck down for no reason, fucking inbred dipshits.
its hard to comment on kid accidents when you have a kid.
ill give him 8 only one flip