Street Crossing Fail

Last one across the street is a rotten egg, and the first one to try gets her head cracked open like an egg. This is one of those times where patience truly is a virtue. Common sense would have worked in her favor a well.

  • frankdrebin February 22, 2012

    i bet it sounded like a chinese gong when the car hit her

  • rockinron February 22, 2012

    its ok!! its ok!! her head took most of the impact....oh wait i mean someone call a rickshaw ambulance!!!

  • mccracken February 22, 2012

    Chinese population control at it's best.

  • acemc February 22, 2012

    bet she sucks in frogger too

  • jugheadj February 22, 2012

    10 points!

  • crazyasshole February 22, 2012

    she shouldve just karate chopped the car out of the way!

  • lenny9651 February 22, 2012

    no math scholarship for her, but since she's asian she'll take the gold medal in gymnastics at the special olympics

  • el_polio_loco February 22, 2012

    Uh oh, better get MAACO.

  • drunkard February 22, 2012

    Nobody escapes the N Korean border patrol.

  • biggertalk February 22, 2012

    run her over again.

  • boppalilbit February 22, 2012

    I smell ramen noodles I will beat ya there

  • ohwickedwendi February 22, 2012

    Why did the Asian cross the road? To get to the shit on the other side.

  • southernpride February 22, 2012

    DAMN! if the little girl had run a bit faster and didnt try to stop,looked like she would have made it.

  • morbuis669 February 22, 2012

    Stupid ass wanted to get hit.

  • nh3kid February 22, 2012

    You can see the exact moment when she figured out she was fucked!

  • celtickhan February 22, 2012

    Well atleast she won't be eating her own shit on cam in 8 years to pay her parents rent...

  • killtacular February 22, 2012

    THIS is exactly why they teach you in fucking driving school that you are supposed to begin to slow roughly 200 feet before a red light. People who fail to do this because they're in a fucking hurry need their fucking heads crushed by a falling value jet.

    They don't teach you to slow the fuck down for no reason, fucking inbred dipshits.

  • smudge February 23, 2012

    its hard to comment on kid accidents when you have a kid.

  • bboyjuaco March 1, 2012

    ill give him 8 only one flip

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