And He Still Talks

Guess who's having a bad day. At least he can still talk. Kind of. I sure am glad I wasn't born in Syria, or anywhere in the fucked up Middle East. They do give us plenty of good content though.

23 Comments
  • 2indastink March 11, 2012

    FIRST!!!! you ugly rabid dog suckers.

    -8
  • potrostation March 11, 2012

    That's one way to get a chin lift.

    -2
  • crazyvet March 11, 2012

    I really don't think they are using standard full metal jacket bullets.

    -1
  • stevenh915 March 11, 2012

    old Allen akbar here decided to mix Semtex with tooth paste. . . the results speak for themselves

    -1
  • shitheadbcfc March 11, 2012

    I'll huff and i'll puff and i'll blow ur brains out!!! not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin!!

    +0
  • biggertalk March 11, 2012

    someone help the poor muthufucka.

    -4
  • mccracker March 11, 2012

    Why don't you go over to Syria and help them poor people biggertalk?

    +3
  • frankdrebin March 11, 2012

    holy shit, the US Army's port-a-potties can talk

    +0
  • biggertalk March 11, 2012

    mccracker i'd love to

    -4
  • arathron March 11, 2012

    this gave me a lump in the throat

    +0
  • drunkard March 11, 2012

    Shut yer pie hole.

    +0
  • crazyasshole March 11, 2012

    dont cry ya little bitch!

    -1
  • thederp March 11, 2012

    chin up, buddy. you're going to live.

    +0
  • d90girl March 11, 2012

    Fucking kill me now !!!!

    +0
  • ghosthunter March 11, 2012

    Now waterboard him.

    -1
  • dkgarr999 March 12, 2012

    Could you image a sand nigger drill sergeant yelling, "Come on sound off with ALLAH AKBAR!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! LET ME HERE YOU PRAISE ALL WITH AN ALLAH AKBAR!!! I bet if there was 72 virgins here you'd sound off with ALLAH AKBAR ... well I guess they knocked all the allah akbat out of you. Well ... LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!! SHIT! That is goddamn ugly!"

    +0
  • dkgarr999 March 12, 2012

    Hey let's all buy biggertalk a plane ticket to Syria.

    +0
  • mccracker March 12, 2012

    Then go, be sure to send us lots of videos

    +0
  • bite-me71 March 12, 2012

    Translated I am so fucked.

    +0
  • killtacular March 12, 2012

    Just..sad..I can't stand to see anyone in so much pain...As much as I hate the middle-east, I can't say anything snarky about this..the poor guy..that must hurt somethin' awful...I mean..he's fuckin' cryin', man...would any of you feel any better in his shoes?

    -3
  • ludenlasivius March 12, 2012

    Sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet... This was not one of those times.

    +0
  • pizzapie March 12, 2012

    Look at the bright side, now he can deep throat any size cock

    +0
  • cr4zy September 22, 2012

    somebody should of socked him or something funny like that

    +0
 
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