Can A Brother Get Some Water?

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Adam H.
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I realize this page is just going to be a bunch of racist comments, and probably half of them will mention biggertalk, but that can't take away from the genius of these commercials. I'm a big fan of the cheetah one.

48 Comments
  • Jay D. March 15, 2012

    naggers.

    +8
  • lenny9651 March 15, 2012

    thirsty? here's an idea, MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKING DESSERT!

    +11
  • rockinron March 15, 2012

    I AIN'T SAYING ONE FUCKING WORD!!!BUT IF I DID IT WOULD BE.....EVERYTHING TYPED BY EVERYONE BELOW MY COMMENT

    -5
  • smudge March 15, 2012

    poor negros cant even find water to mix their kool-Aid

    +5
  • lenny9651 March 15, 2012

    ^^^ sorry jay. i already figured out this was ban hammer bait

    +4
  • Jay D. March 15, 2012

    ;)

    -3
  • dustman March 15, 2012

    on the last one, i couldn't tell which one died...

    +0
  • frankdrebin March 15, 2012

    moving on up to the east side of africa

    -1
  • ghosthunter March 15, 2012

    I see 2 of our penut gallery members are making tv commercials..

    +3
  • badgrim March 15, 2012

    bumblebee tuna, bumblebee tuna,.... excuse me sir, your balls are showing....bumblebee tuna

    -2
  • tat2d_soldier March 15, 2012

    Sweet Lemonade, sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade

    +4
  • urapnes1701d March 15, 2012

    Insert plethera of racial slurrs here.....

    +4
  • onetime42 March 15, 2012

    There's only one commercial slogan dumber than this one....\"Hot Pockets!\"

    -2
  • vulture March 15, 2012

    dumbest ads i ever saw

    -3
  • sirfartsalot March 15, 2012

    Racist? Maybe...but it is some funny shit!

    +4
  • two-hats March 15, 2012

    All that money from band aid and they bought a fuckin' lemon lemon factory.

    +2
  • crazyasshole March 15, 2012

    BIGGERTALKS ANCESTORS ! lemon lemon lemon ! not melon melon melon !

    +4
  • crazyvet March 15, 2012

    I thought Youbangies were afraid of water.

    +2
  • boppalilbit March 15, 2012

    Just wait until they get introduced to Coke

    +1
  • fiercepierce March 15, 2012

    I am not going to play your game Adam, I heard the swish of the ban hammer as you swung it to the ready.

    +2
  • m1009 March 15, 2012

    OH HELL NO I ain't even gonna comment!!!

    -1
  • biggertalk March 15, 2012

    real talk.

    -8
  • ludenlasivius March 15, 2012

    Why hello there, my new native African friends! Come with me and I'll bring you to a magical land of irrigation and bountiful agriculture... but you have to change your names to Toby and Chicken George.

    +4
  • potrostation March 15, 2012

    Some places need to concured for there oun survival.

    +0
  • dozer67 March 15, 2012

    Those were some funny commercials,never would have been shown in the US all kind of protesting...

    +0
  • drunkard March 15, 2012

    Water...melon, melon, melon. Water...melon, melon, melon.

    +2
  • fiercepierce March 15, 2012

    garrylt1, you could use an English writing course.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi March 15, 2012

    Ahhhh, garry...this is where I get to school you a bit. ludenlasivius wrote Native AFRICAN friends, most likely meaning he was pretending to be in AFRICA. By the way, I am Native American AND a woman, so basically, you're preaching to the choir here. And yes, I know you weren't addressing just me, but a girl can dream, can't she?

    +4
  • sparkles March 16, 2012

    Hey u don't offend me! U crazy droopier white mutual fuckers!!!

    -2
  • uk-13astard March 16, 2012

    LOL THIS REMINDS ME OF SOUTH CENTRAL L.A NI999As

    +1
  • honkie365 March 16, 2012

    A credit to their race. Was this filmed at the White House?

    +2
  • ludenlasivius March 16, 2012

    Thanks Wendi. Coulda handled that dumbfuck on my own, but you did quite well for me. So thanks. I shall now permit you to go make me a sammich. I like roast beef. :)

    +2
  • dopesmoker March 16, 2012

    Wendi has some AWESOME roast beef Luden!

    +0
  • ludenlasivius March 16, 2012

    Garry. Please. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Before you prove just how fucking retarded you are. You're digging yourself deeper into a hole with every word. I never said anything about native AMERICANS. You brought that shit up, and still won't let go of it. I said AFRICANS. Dumbshit. Pffft.

    +1
  • travass March 16, 2012

    or a reading lesson

    +0
  • travass March 16, 2012

    im sure he meant native africans because they were actually in their own country of fuckin origin not in the mighty U.S.A ....i think someone has deeper issues than what hes leading on ...im gonna say hes sitting in his mommas basement in some tighty whiteys jammin too winger eatin spam from the can while he watches reruns of his sisters shower from the weekend befor when he realized that he will never get no unrelated pussy and that his life is a ball of shit headed in a downward spiral too the nearest shit plant so he decided to get cocky behind his comp(the only place his tiny penis wont get pointed at)and take offense to something that probably has nothing to do with his heritage so now since ludenlasivius has reacted he has new wack off material but since luden isnt a 10yo lil boy he has to keep running his dick beaters bc it takes him longer to be satisfied

    -3
  • ludenlasivius March 16, 2012

    Me, wasting people's time? Look up there ^^^ and tell me whose incorrect, unnecessary and irrelevant posts those are. "Punctual" with my facts?!?! Do you even know what that word means? Apparently not. Why don't YOU go read what I posted at first and see if you can figure out how stupid you're making yourself look. Nah, never mind. Don't bother. It's way beyond your capacity to comprehend. Now get the fuck out of the Peanut Gallery and take it to the Fight Thread or just shut the fuck up, stupid.

    +1
  • travass March 16, 2012

    garrylt1 said africain so is that an obama maccain baby? i mean that is what u wrote arent you supposed to type how you mean it?

    -1
  • travass March 16, 2012

    this is the internet not a notebook no paper involved here our slow and otherwise retarded shortbus lifetime member!...keep up the good work and tomorrow well teach you how to clean the windows without your tounge

    -1
  • mccracker March 16, 2012

    garrylt1, you got a 95 in English when you left high school, was that last year and was it the 9th or 10th grade?

    +1
  • wargod March 16, 2012

    SOMEONE explain to me how commenting on this one is racist, just because you think it is funny. IF were to say, "Silly nignogs, they can't catch a break because they are too dumb." Ok, thats racist. But I see two funny dudes, possibly from the Kalahari,wanting a drink. I didn't say, "Give that spearchucker a watermelon and tell him to shut up." Or, "Great another moolie who's gonna falsify documents and run for POTUS."

    +3
  • sandgroper March 16, 2012

    loved the one with the water tap silly buggers

    +2
  • assclown March 16, 2012

    Anyone who thinks this commercial is racist is a fucking retard. Just like all the bullshit surrounding the "where's your green card" chant in the Southern Miss and Kansas State game. People take shit too seriously.

    +1
  • bongwizard420 March 16, 2012

    Polish water finding shovel at 1:05ish

    +1
  • arathron March 16, 2012

    what would Bear Grills do? that's right, drink your piss

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi March 16, 2012

    Luden--I'll make you a sammich any day....and I'll hand you your beer, too.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius March 17, 2012

    There's a good girl, Wendi. xoxox :-)

    +0
  • joto March 17, 2012

    哈哈哈,太逗了☺

    +0
 
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