There's a new motorcycle stuntman in town, and he will blow your fucking mind with his insane, death defying tricks. Just sit back, hold your breath, and keep your fingers crossed as he puts his life on the line for our entertainment.
"Look out Evel Knievel?" Only if evel is in this dumbass's path.
Love a good face plant. The face skid was a bonus!
sweet bike... you take it off any sweet jumps?
What did he do?? Are you that fucking stupid?
now thats what u call a dumb redneck !
is that face brake optional equipment?
He is the reason I love crazyshit
C'mon, do it again, hurry.
just lay there and bleed dude. thats the how they used to get all the bad stuff to come out a couple hundred years ago.
There's quite nothing like a close shave. Now do the other half of the mustache.
at least Evel gave the thumb up when he failed out
Instant mustache removal. Awesome.
And how old were these guys?!?! Mama always said stupid is as stupid does.
i'm pretty sure that "death defying" means you pulled off the stunt successfully, not that you fucked it up and by shear luck you didn't die
Considering this idiot didn't even bother to extend his arms to try and brake his fall, I'm going to assume a shit-ton of alcohol was a part of his \"pre-stunt warm-up\".
and what you learned today? that's right, nothing
Face plants. Gotta love 'em!
I wonder if that's how Leatherface got his name.
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Good thing that concrete was there for his face to slide on!
I could tell he was a professinal stunt man right away when I saw the protective flip-flops and safety shades
Is he died?