Less Talking, More Sucking

There's nothing worse than a chick who thinks your dick is a damn microphone. Just put it in your mouth and make me ejaculate. Sucking my cock is a privilege and you should treat it as such. I'll take the one that wants her hair pulled and face cummed on.

20 Comments
  • assclown March 16, 2012

    Fucking hilarious, I've heard a few a these. The bitches like it when you shut them up with your cock.

    Here's some more... -too salty -can you get me a drink? -what did you eat? -why do you cum so much? -I'm not eating your cum, but I'll still suck you off and let you jack off on my face (more something that happened, not something a girl said) -it's in my eyes -it's burning -my face is so smooth after your cum absorbs into my skin -do I have too?... Please contribute fellow CS members, gays, women, rapists, whatever you are I'm sure you can expand this list.

    +4
  • bongwizard420 March 16, 2012

    Wadda bunch of bleach smellin splooge gobblers...

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier March 16, 2012

    if they were doing it right, they wouldnt be able to talk

    +4
  • urapnes1701d March 16, 2012

    This looks like a job for.... "CHLOROFORM!"

    +7
  • frankdrebin March 16, 2012

    google japanese mute gun

    +1
  • tgarner March 16, 2012

    I actually got a little hard when they were gagging :)

    +4
  • pizzapie March 16, 2012

    They're the reason why guys have a right hand

    +2
  • crazyvet March 16, 2012

    Don't you love it when they talk dirty?

    +2
  • rockinron March 16, 2012

    what do you say adam?

    +2
  • mccracken March 16, 2012

    I think we've all seen the hair in the mouth!

    +0
  • smudge March 16, 2012

    they usually get pissed when they taste their own shit

    -1
  • drunkard March 16, 2012

    363 days until it's Steak & Blow job day again.

    +1
  • lenny9651 March 16, 2012

    proof that nothing will shut a woman up

    +1
  • biggertalk March 16, 2012

    shut up and have ma babies hoes.

    -3
  • sparkles March 16, 2012

    If u don't shaddup im gonna tase u again!!!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi March 16, 2012

    Pussies....I can massage the damn thing with the back of my tongue--drives 'em wild.

    +3
  • crazyvet March 16, 2012

    Sweet Wendi. I just got a little fantasy buzz.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius March 17, 2012

    It's a blowjob, not a conversation... and whatever made you think your opinion matters anyway? Now get to work, bitch.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius March 17, 2012

    Yep, Wendi's a keeper alright. Girl knows how to take care of a man. ;-)

    +0
  • spankysxxx March 17, 2012

    That shit was really well done. Almost depressing in it's honesty. A lot of women just don't know how a guy is wired.

    +0
 
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