Fuck Doctors I'm Going In

jay
30,177 Views 4 years ago

You know how long this would have taken if he went and had a real doctor to do this? At least 8 hours of his life he might never get back. You get yourself an exacto knife, some alcohol (whiskey is preferred) and to to town. You need some big balls too. Minutes later, you have your cyst.

23 Comments
  • rimjobber March 17, 2012

    Puss party tonight!!

    -1
  • killkenny March 17, 2012

    Wow! That's percystence! He shoullda had an acystant tho. But he was incystent on going it alone. That's concystent with having big balls.

    -3
  • invisus March 17, 2012

    Fucking OW!

    +0
  • drunkard March 17, 2012

    As seen on the DIY Network.

    +0
  • potrostation March 17, 2012

    Did anyone else expect to see that thing sing and dance in the sink. " Hello my darling ;hello my sweet time gal"

    +0
  • dreadscott March 17, 2012

    This Is why I don't go to South America!

    +1
  • crazyvet March 17, 2012

    Just an Eagle Scout going after his surgery merit badge.

    +0
  • m1009 March 17, 2012

    Bottle of whiskey $20, Exacto Knife $5.00 saving yourself $3,000 Priceless

    +2
  • ghosthunter March 17, 2012

    Got some balls for sticking himself with that knife. I will hand him that.

    +0
  • spazman March 17, 2012

    I know why he did it. He's saving money so he can buy a recorder thats worth a fuck.

    +1
  • biggertalk March 17, 2012

    piece of cake.

    -2
  • crazyasshole March 17, 2012

    is that an exacto knife? hmmmmm very sterile douchebag!

    +0
  • rockinron March 17, 2012

    ok tough guy lets see a self vasectomy!

    +0
  • fingers March 17, 2012

    the new medi care system

    +1
  • sandgroper March 18, 2012

    got to give the man credit cut your self open then stitch your self up impressed

    +0
  • garwordotcom March 18, 2012

    That dude's a fucking BARBARIAN!

    +0
  • bongwizard420 March 18, 2012

    fuck i should call ted bundy here over to my place i got a fat deposit on my back needs to be hacked out

    +0
  • honkie365 March 18, 2012

    Welcome to Obamacare people.

    +2
  • nh3kid March 18, 2012

    Cut Hack Slice Stitch. Good Job!

    +0
  • arathron March 18, 2012

    to bad the real cyst was at his left side

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  • ghosthunter March 18, 2012

    I bet his first thoughts were.. Wow now I can put this on CRAZY SHIT!!

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  • badgrim March 19, 2012

    i would pay 1 dollar to see him eat that....ok i wouldn't pay anything but i still really wanna see him eat it.

    +0
  • ozzieboy March 19, 2012

    ouch fuck that shit

    +0
 
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