You sir are locked in for the 2012 Worst Firefighter of the Year award. It's clear that you have your head up your ass, and you have probably caused more property damage than the fire has.
thort the wet stuff was meant to go on the hot stuff
Not sure, but I think he is doing it wrong.
His wife hates his aim too.
He has a perfect track record. He hasn't lost a foundation yet.
Sometimes my hose over shoots its mark too.... It gets a little messy, hair needs to be washed.
His bathroom didn't start off yellow.
He's spent too much time writing his name in the snow.
must be watering the neighbors lawn on the other side of the house
he can't hit the toilet either
Can't hit the broad side of a barn with a shovel.
he's just used to his wife saying wrong hole!
must be his fire truck needed washed on the other side of the building
The whole time he's thinking, "ah, what a pretty rainbow!"
They call me the fireman that's my name.
Dude looks baked
compensating an erectile dysfunction, just look how he feels like ejaculating again
this is why fire fighting should not be a volunteer job.
what a dumb ass mongolico
the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn....burn mother fucker burn
Actually, he isn't doing anything wrong. Since the house is already a goner, he is trying to keep the fire contained in the already burnt house so burning embers don't start flying to the neighboring houses....
I think he was trying to get the world record for longest spray with a hose on an actual incident.