He's Only Half A Man

Just imagine lying there helpless, with your legs a few feet away from you. Talk about a shitty day. But hey, he didn't miss his train.

30 Comments
  • dreadscott March 23, 2012

    if I ever killed myself it definitely would not be by train too many people live on for a while afterwards

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  • m1009 March 23, 2012

    so did the lower half of him shit and piss itself

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  • frankdrebin March 23, 2012

    tech support sale, half off

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  • bigddd March 23, 2012

    He is half the man he use to be

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  • buttdarts March 23, 2012

    Might be possible to live this one off.

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  • spinal12 March 23, 2012

    His pecker was a dangling when they pick up his leg

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  • lenny9651 March 23, 2012

    i said it before and i'll say it again, how do you not see a train coming? and if you were trying to kill yourself then put your head on the tracks not your legs

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  • killtacular March 23, 2012

    At least he had someone there to hold his hand and keep him calm..seems these guys are smarter than the Brazillians from yesterday, at the very least. But that's not saying much..

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  • gofkurself March 23, 2012

    fucking retarded dotheads jumpin trains again..

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  • crazyasshole March 23, 2012

    duct tape is all you need !

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  • drunkard March 23, 2012

    That's how they teach fractions in India.

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  • crazyvet March 23, 2012

    Is it just me, or does there seem to be a lot of people laying across railroad tracks these days?

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  • pullmyfinger March 23, 2012

    ok who need a pair of shoes.

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  • biggertalk March 23, 2012

    Call da ambalamps............

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  • bongwizard420 March 23, 2012

    Holy sweet fuck that really was some crazyshit~!

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  • ohwickedwendi March 23, 2012

    He might walk again.

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  • badgrim March 23, 2012

    Just use Duct tape...that shit fixes everything

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  • handsomedevil March 23, 2012

    that was a helluva place to take a nap.

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  • anomalous March 23, 2012

    @ pullmyfinger, I believe that would thoward.

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  • ghosthunter March 23, 2012

    Suddenly. I'm not half the man I used to be..

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  • sharkkiller1 March 24, 2012

    im calling fake its way to clean for india

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  • honkie365 March 24, 2012

    Hallo, this is John from HP tech support, what is your name?

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  • sactownryder March 24, 2012

    number1Fag has got dibbs on the lower half.

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  • fiercepierce March 24, 2012

    If I ever get cut in half and I don't get to keep my cock and balls, put a bullet in me.

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  • stealmywheels March 24, 2012

    Quick, switch his shoes before the ambulance gets here.

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  • rockinron March 24, 2012

    kinda sucks being stck in a body bag before your dead.

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  • dirtysanchez March 24, 2012

    Dude totally crooked the 1/2 a dudes phone, when they picked up his leg.

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  • dano1975 March 25, 2012

    That wasn't half bad.

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  • flyboy3313 April 11, 2012

    if they throw some ice on those legs I think he'll stay fresh until the Doc can sew him back together, but I'm sure they left hid dick on the tracks...

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  • smoknherbz April 11, 2012

    One an a Half man coming soon to FX

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