Just imagine lying there helpless, with your legs a few feet away from you. Talk about a shitty day. But hey, he didn't miss his train.
if I ever killed myself it definitely would not be by train too many people live on for a while afterwards
so did the lower half of him shit and piss itself
tech support sale, half off
He is half the man he use to be
Might be possible to live this one off.
His pecker was a dangling when they pick up his leg
i said it before and i'll say it again, how do you not see a train coming? and if you were trying to kill yourself then put your head on the tracks not your legs
At least he had someone there to hold his hand and keep him calm..seems these guys are smarter than the Brazillians from yesterday, at the very least. But that's not saying much..
fucking retarded dotheads jumpin trains again..
duct tape is all you need !
That's how they teach fractions in India.
Is it just me, or does there seem to be a lot of people laying across railroad tracks these days?
ok who need a pair of shoes.
Call da ambalamps............
Holy sweet fuck that really was some crazyshit~!
He might walk again.
Just use Duct tape...that shit fixes everything
that was a helluva place to take a nap.
@ pullmyfinger, I believe that would thoward.
Suddenly. I'm not half the man I used to be..
im calling fake its way to clean for india
Hallo, this is John from HP tech support, what is your name?
number1Fag has got dibbs on the lower half.
If I ever get cut in half and I don't get to keep my cock and balls, put a bullet in me.
Quick, switch his shoes before the ambulance gets here.
kinda sucks being stck in a body bag before your dead.
Dude totally crooked the 1/2 a dudes phone, when they picked up his leg.
That wasn't half bad.
if they throw some ice on those legs I think he'll stay fresh until the Doc can sew him back together, but I'm sure they left hid dick on the tracks...
One an a Half man coming soon to FX