That's Not How You Ride An Escalator

Adam H. User Avatar
Adam H.
21,119 Views 4 years ago

Every year, a few people die from escalator accidents, and I'm pretty certain it's because they're fucking dumbasses like this kid. Natural selection, brutha. We have enough morons on this planet as is.

18 Comments
  • vulture April 5, 2012

    vodka and balancing never go together

    +0
  • crazyasshole April 5, 2012

    what inspired the stairway to heaven song

    +1
  • frankdrebin April 5, 2012

    it's raining russians

    +1
  • kuffyou1980 April 5, 2012

    your mother dropped him when he was a baby but he didnt die , this shit aint gonna work twice buddy youre dead

    +0
  • tgarner April 5, 2012

    He don't seem to have much bounce left in him!

    +0
  • crazyvet April 5, 2012

    Like I said, live like a fucking idiot, die like a fucking idiot.

    +0
  • lenny9651 April 5, 2012

    i don't think he could have handled regular stairs much less moving ones

    +0
  • rockinron April 5, 2012

    look wendy i can flyyyyy!!!! splat!!!

    +0
  • drunkard April 5, 2012

    Last one down is a rotten egg!

    +0
  • luchtbrigade April 5, 2012

    just imagine the trololol song playing on the intercom while this guy dropped infront of the lady.

    +0
  • biggertalk April 5, 2012

    bwahahahahaha.

    -3
  • handsomedevil April 5, 2012

    obviously the guy would have taken the elevator but he's not a rocket scientist for christ's sake.

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi April 5, 2012

    I guess he had too much blood in his vodka stream...

    +0
  • potrostation April 5, 2012

    Here is your Darwin award.

    +0
  • spinal12 April 5, 2012

    GAMEOVER

    +0
  • fiercepierce April 6, 2012

    He was just dropping in on that blond.

    +0
  • honkie365 April 6, 2012

    Is he died?

    +0
  • rockinron April 6, 2012

    dead as fuck whig.

    -1
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories Submit Login Register