Every year, a few people die from escalator accidents, and I'm pretty certain it's because they're fucking dumbasses like this kid. Natural selection, brutha. We have enough morons on this planet as is.
vodka and balancing never go together
what inspired the stairway to heaven song
it's raining russians
your mother dropped him when he was a baby but he didnt die , this shit aint gonna work twice buddy youre dead
He don't seem to have much bounce left in him!
Like I said, live like a fucking idiot, die like a fucking idiot.
i don't think he could have handled regular stairs much less moving ones
look wendy i can flyyyyy!!!! splat!!!
Last one down is a rotten egg!
just imagine the trololol song playing on the intercom while this guy dropped infront of the lady.
obviously the guy would have taken the elevator but he's not a rocket scientist for christ's sake.
I guess he had too much blood in his vodka stream...
Here is your Darwin award.
He was just dropping in on that blond.
Is he died?
dead as fuck whig.