The Hippo Wants To Be Your Friend

No, don't drive away. That's just the hippo's way of saying hi. He wants to be your friend and play with you. Don't you see he's welcoming you into his home? Fucking inconsiderate tourist assholes.

17 Comments
  • drunkard April 6, 2012

    Same thing happened to me as I was leaving the bar last night.

    +2
  • crazyasshole April 6, 2012

    hip hop anonymous?

    +0
  • atmydismay April 6, 2012

    Better not pass a ram

    -1
  • useful_idiot April 6, 2012

    Someones pissed off! Maybe he missed his hippopota-bus! :)

    +0
  • fiercepierce April 6, 2012

    Obviously he's ready to bump uglies.

    +1
  • uk-13astard April 6, 2012

    fucking hell they are fast aint they

    +1
  • lenny9651 April 6, 2012

    they don't look like the meanest animal, but they kill more humans than any other animal in africa

    +2
  • rockinron April 6, 2012

    getting between a hippo and its water or young, is almost as bed as getting between a kneegrow and his favorite KFC.

    +1
  • crazyvet April 6, 2012

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.

    +0
  • frankdrebin April 6, 2012

    typical blind internet dating

    +1
  • biggertalk April 6, 2012

    caught slippin in the beast's territory lol dumbazz.

    -4
  • sharkkiller1 April 6, 2012

    thats what they make .50 cal rifles for they should have splattered that things head all over the savana

    +0
  • potrostation April 6, 2012

    There's a Walmart in the out Back?

    +0
  • honkie365 April 7, 2012

    That's no hippo...that's Moshelle Obannana in a leather jacket. You can tell by the width of her ass.

    +2
  • rodeye2 April 8, 2012

    ^^^A+ on that one^^^

    +1
  • rodeye2 April 8, 2012

    Be more worried of the silverbacks in jungle they'll yurn on ya.

    +1
  • honkie365 April 9, 2012

    ^^^I would be more worried about the silverbacks in the city turning on you.

    +1
 
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