Chances are he would walk out in the middle of the street and get run over, while talking on his cell phone, but a bear sure as fuck caught his attention. Doesn't he know you're not supposed to run from bears. I bet it smelled his period.
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does he shit in the woods?
That guy bearly made it out of there.
Hey BOO BOO! How's about a nice picnic basket?
bears dont smell fear, they smell the shit in your pants
that important phone call suddenly became alot less important
you ran like a bitch
he ran like a black guy running from the law
damn he bear-ly made it outta there!!
I't's llke bumping into the ex missus..
white people would try to catch it, Asians would try to eat it, Natives would try to become it, Mexican's would try to make it a pet, Black people just run.
hey was that a nigger bear
@kuffy--I consider myself to be pretty badass, but I'da run like away like a bitch from that bear too....wait--I AM a bitch. Nevermind.
Texting and driving will get you pulled over by a bear. Texting and walking will get you eaten by a bear..
The circus must be in town.
i had a pet bear one time, we called him coco. always loved to eat those roast beef sandwiches from arbys.
good thing the bear wasn't wearing a hoodie, or else, you know?...